@waspychapman liked for a starter
“I gotta say, Chapman, it really fucking BLOWS MY MIND that you’d pass up Tall, Dark, and Broody for the Kangaroo Cunt of Litchfield. I mean, hey, I get it. She was hot; eh, we’ve all got temptations, but Christ. It’s like the accent’s a defense mechanism so you won’t be tempted to add a few years to your sentence, if you catch my drift’.”













