Buzz #7
What if there was a species that got drunk on water?
Just
Everyone's always asking them if they want water and they are just appalled
They go out to eat with their human friend and the waiter brings them their complementary water and they're just, "They just give you water?"
You leave them alone in your house telling them there's water in the fridge and they're just, "??? I'm allowed to get drunk while you're out??"
You come back to them with their head under the faucet
They gasp when they see the big packs of water bottles just, "They come in packs that big?!"
Or they see the big jugs and just, "You can get a keg for that cheep?!"
They ask what those big "cheese wheel looking things" on the hill are and you tell them they're reservoirs and are full of water and they just OoO
You tell them the ocean is water and they just, "WTF IS YOUR PLANET?!"
They tell others of their kind about the world where it rains water and if it gets cold enough, the water turns solid and falls in either a hard form or a softer form that can be used to make delicious treats using what the humans call "flavored syrup"
They'd get so drunk on snow cones, omfg
Snow cones and things like lemonade and Kool-aid would be like cocktails to them
