#wc shitpost

[hypnautic]

Meow I spent all day on a shitpost

[ashthehybrid]

How it feels reading the most dogshit twist/plot/whatever in warrior cats and the narrative tries to defend it

[oilith]

HELP I SAW SOMEONE SAY THAT SCOURGE IS BASICALLY A DEATHLY TOOTH FAIRY AND I COMPLETELY LOST IT WHEEZING CACKLING LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

[joitiks]

scourge: my warriors are not yours to command, tigerstar.

tigerstar's honest reaction, 2 minutes later:

[quiverpaw]

[blorboclaw]

Wake up, new crack ship just dropped (not my screenshot but Brighteyes on discord)

...you know what i actually once came this close to make them either brothers or a mates in a fic that never went further than the first draft. I can see it.

[miatartistry]

Do y’all ever think that the cats make bets on what their warrior names will be. Like Blackpaw obviously knew he was gonna be named Blackfoot, it was probably a joke ever since he was little, but some cats might’ve been like “noooo Brokenstar wouldn’t go for the obvious” and then Brokenstar calls out his warrior name and Blackfoot goes “I FUCKING KNEW IT, YOU OWE ME TWELVE SQUIRRELS FERNSHADE!”

[grokebaby]

Fierce