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Cassus, my husband’s dragonborn sorcerer.

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Liekash, our tavern maid with a basket of troubles.

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Sometimes, when we're bored, my spouse and I put each other in submission holds. Dunno why, but sometimes our day switches from "not feeling this Netflix documentary" to "try to get out of this arm-lock, bitch."

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Your thighs are like bear traps!

Sweetest thing my spouse has ever said to me.

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I joined a DnD group today! Everyone was really nice, and the game was so much fun!

It’s hosted at a game store. It’s tradition at this store to give a free random die to anyone that rolls a natural crit in battle.

The red one I earned by killing a troglodyte. I earned the pink one by punching my husband’s character in the face.

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This morning on the way to work, I was having an episode, and I told my husband "Sorry, I'm crying for no reason." And then the asshole said "Baby, you do have a reason - you have fucking depression." Do you ever love someone so much that it makes you mad?

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Your pancakes are delicious and cruel. They are the greatest day-ruiner.

My husband