I have so many thoughts that I simply will not be able to properly get out but here's where my brains at immediately after my first watch:
WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK
I CRIED I SCREAMED I SOBBED IM NOT KIDDING WHEN I SAY I ALMOST THREW UP
Ok...onto my actual organized thoughts
THERE WERE SO MANY FUNNY MOMENTS THIS SEASON. IM SORRY BUT THE FIRST EP WHEN DARIUS POPS HIS HEAD OUT OF THE HELICOPTER AND SAYS SOMETHING IN GERMAN HAD ME CACKLING
The banter was so good this season too
THIS WAS SO UNEXPECTED BUT BROOKLYNN AND BENS RELATIONSHIP WAS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE SEASON. HE FUCKING SAVED HER. AND THE WAY SHE SOBBED IN HIS ARMS? THE WAY SHE BROKE DOWN WHEN SHE THOUGHT HE WASN'T GONNA MAKE IT? MY GOD IT HAD ME SOBBING.
Also sidenote but the way Ben got taken out was BRUTAL WHAT THE FUCK I WAS SHOCKED.
Kenlynn's talk and the "We were meant to be" THANK YOU GOD THIS IS WHAT I WANTED. Like no, they aren't in love andymore BUT THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH AND YOU COULD TELL. Their talk was so mature and caring and I was so happy with how they ended things.
YASAMMY PULLED THROUGH I KNEW THEY WOULD. ALSO THEM WATCHING SMOOTHIE WITH HIS PARENTS HAD ME LIKE "WHEN IS IT THEIR TURN TO BE PARENTS?" They are so next. Yasammy babies are coming I just know it.
Dinostar was actually kinda perfect. Obviously I would've loved more but I'm very content with what we got. And also....aromantic Darius canon????
FUCK THE SCENE WHEN DARIUS PUSHED HER OUT OF THE WAY AND LANDED ON TOP OF HER MADE MY STOMACH FLIP AND I JUST KNOW HERS DID TOO. WE ALL SAW THE WAY SHE LOOKED AT HIM.
"I don't regret telling you I love you" SHE WAS SO HAPPY SHE IMMEDIATELY PERKED UP
Also Benji fans ate so good this season even if it was heartbreaking. There were so many moments where they were giving husbands. And so many moments where I genuinely thought they were gonna kiss.
ALSO
THAT WAS THE CLOSEST CALL IN THE HISTORY OF CLOSEST CALLS
WHAT THE FUCK
BEN HAD ME SOBBING. THE SCENE WHERE HE WAS LIKE HALUCINATING AND WAS BACK ON HIS COLLEGE ROOF MADE ME CRY SO HARD I THOUGHT THAT WAS IT.
BUT BEST BOY PULLED THROUGH
THE EPILOUGUE WAS SO SWEET AWWW
YASAMMY WIVES CANON
KENJI PUTTING HIS FUCKASS TRAILER IN DARIUS' YARD HAD ME CACKLING
Them building a ramp for Ben 🥹
BENJIA IS HAPPENING BC I SAY SO. IT JUST IS.
THEY GAVE BROOKLYNN HER BROWN HAIR. THANK GOD. She looked so cute. Her little overalls my god I wanna eat her
She and Darius were also very much giving "they both know there's something but neither will do anything bc they wanna take it slow"
That's the vibe I got anyway.
BROOKLYNN DADS MENTIONED!!!! Ash and Trevor (my brooks dads ocs) got their baby girl back 🥹
I have so much more to say but I can't form any more thoughts rn
This weekend really gave us Queen Maeve, Starlight, and Kimiko kicking some Nazi ass in The Boys and an epic lesbian romance in The Haunting of Bly Manor, huh? Perfect weekend if you ask me.
