Mar 26, 2022
Sauté di vongole e linguine gamberi e stracciatella 😋
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Sauté di vongole e linguine gamberi e stracciatella 😋
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I’ve googled up two possible explanations 1: that style of boat was first used by an actual racing team named Cigarette Racing Team 2: they’re long and skinny and bad for your health
New Associate!
Today, we learned of a new colleague. His name is Joe. And he works, where does he work? In a button factory? (Oh, camp songs). No. We don’t know where he works. But he is from Wisconsin, maybe. His number is at least.
Anyway, he had news for Steve. They’re switching letterhead. Or something like that. That’s a pretty big step. I hope Joe and Steve are ready for this level of commitment. It's hard to turn back after you've switched letterhead. Think of the consequences! Joe isn't really informative to our search. But Joe is fun in that he likes acronyms. Like, SIP and the APA and you know, LMAO and the BRBTTYL. Someday, I hope to have an entire conversation in acronyms. That’s talent.
Joe’s message reinforces my confusion. In the message he said, “got your text”. Got your text, Steve. You just text me a minute ago...thought I'd call you back instead. But you didn't pick up...I'm 99.99% confident that you are right next to your phone right now. So why do you never pick up, Steve? Does my voice offend you? You'll text me back right away, but you won't answer my call. Why Steve, why? Got your text, Steve. So why in the actual fuck is innocent officemate getting all these asinine calls. Have the lines crossed over? How? Is this a mistake on some phone carrier's part that's recycled a phone number it shouldn't have? But we don't think Steve exists in the same state we do...so how could this have happened? This is not rhetorical...I'd like to know. I'd like to know as much as Joe wants to know why Steve won't take his call.
At any rate, Steve's wide range of associates across the nation has me scratching my head. Sure, Steve is popular. He knows about popular. Hanging with the right cohorts, being good at sports...knowing the slang he's got to know. But sometimes the voicemails sound like the caller and Steve are in the same state and have plans to see each other soon. So why are the numbers from out of state? Does Steve have a magnetic pull and he's convinced multiple people to move near him? And Joe and Don and Ed just haven't changed their numbers yet? Is Steve just enigmatic and charming and convinces people to make frequent trips out of state to see him? That's some power, Steve. Whoever you are...wherever you are, I hope you use it well.