#we recruit

[femmepathy]

my favorite tee shirt scans from the herstory archives

[editionsmatiere-blog]

The Lesbian Avengers, Carrie Moyer

[femmepathy]

THE LESBIAN AVENGERS - "WE RECRUIT" 1992

[angrycommielez]

think I'm gonna print it on a shirt for when I'll see her in august !!!!

[baeddelilluminati]

yipppee inbox open.. we think u are the coolest :3c .. putting our little squishy paws all over your blog... 🐾 🐾 🐾 thank u for posting... we are so so happy to see the baeddels thriving ,,n_n,,

umm,, helloo there sweetheart! *scrinches behind ur ears* did you know we recruit?

[omglr]

amazonia awaits

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like socialism.

Stranger: whats the best cocksize

You: 5mm

Stranger: socalism need to learn from texas

Stranger: atleast you use metric

Stranger: its an honest question

You: 3/8"

Stranger: i am filled of doubt

Stranger: save me

You: ha ha

Stranger: :(

Stranger: dont laugh at me socialist

You: clits and microdicks are the best

Stranger: i am your long lost brother syndicalism

Stranger: you a str

Stranger: M

Stranger: ?

You: str?

You: i am a lesbian

Stranger: ah nice

Stranger: what is your favorit size dildo

You: variable, but i'm mostly a hitachi wand type

Stranger: no idea what that is

Stranger: what type of socialist?

You: it's an intimidating vibrator

You: same goes for my socialism

You: vibrates, intimidatingly

Stranger: i like you

Stranger: shame you play on the other team

Stranger: field?

Stranger: i donno

You: i only understand water sports

Stranger: oh

You: lol

Stranger: why do only lesbians do humour?

Stranger: hitchen the imperialist told me this

You: is this the seup for a punch line, or have the str8s not invented those yet?

You: dang... would have been a better joke if i could spell

You: anyhoo

Stranger: im starting to feel like an opressed minority

Stranger: yea?

You: if you are gonna punch down, start by punching your dick

Stranger: thats horrible

You: ha ha

Stranger: know how muxh that hurts?

You: i can imagine

Stranger: you cant

You: i cunt

Stranger: that will be trademarked soon so watch out

You: they are sensitive too, but most of the fists feel good i guess

Stranger: lesbians seem like amazonians to me

Stranger: a fantazt creture

You: we do like xena

Stranger: have you always been a lesbian

Stranger: or did the amazonians kidnap you

You: i wish, take me away girls, i'm done with this shit world

Stranger: how old are yoy

You: 33

You: you?

Stranger: 22

Stranger: im swedish wbu

You: canadian

You: what's with the texas joke then?

Stranger: everything is bigger in texas

You: i am aware of the saying, just seems like... weird american humour

Stranger: yes pax americana is real

Stranger: and sad

Stranger: take me with you amazonians

You: you would have to embrace your womanhood

You: you up for that?

Stranger: wait

Stranger: i only got you up for that

Stranger: but dont they get used for breeding

Stranger: then killed

You: no, we have trans women

You: we don't need men at all

Stranger: alright im no trans

You: too bad

You: welp, i gotta go make sure this hitachi still works

Stranger: lesbians are hot hahaha

You: if you change your mind, gets a shot of estrogen and follow the buzzing into the woods

Stranger: its strange

Stranger: why would you be

You: amazonia awaits

You have disconnected.

[dyscodike]

lesbianism.....

extremely fun

very sexy

ladies love it

......try it today!

[homosociallyyours]

note to self and others/an idea: 

an avengers au called the lesbian avengers. 

iron manhater: motherfuckin' bull dyke in an electrosuit.  cunt-ain amerika: communist lesbian who eats hella pussy. hawkeye: basically a gay katniss everdeen black widow: i mean whatever she is perfect as is the incredible dyke: homophobia turns her into a giant green monster ther: buff ass carpenter who wields a hammer with might

THEY RECRUIT.