Unorthodox Weapon of the Week:
The Mighty Macuahuitl (Mah-Kwa-Hwittle)
Say what you will for the Aztecs, they kept shit simple but effective.
Take the cuisine for instance, which largely consisted of maize, beans, squash, as well as harvesting Acocils, a species of crayfish creatures.
Shellfish, corn and beans? Simple, effective, timeless, just like the Macahuitl
But what is the Macahuitl, Orc? If you have to ask, you would make an inferior scout and be dominated in battle
Big Ass Club + Obsidian Shards = 3 feet of pure, unbridled Go Fuck Yourself
Imagine you’re a Spanish conquistador, fresh off the boat with a flintlock and a bad attitude - you’ve got it in your head that you’re about to be the hottest thing to happen to rape and murder since Columbus, and then BAM!
You’ve got one of these bad boys in your head instead, and it’s thirsty for colonisers.
Less work than a sword, more work than a club, the Macahuitl to weaponry is the Baby Bear’s Bed
Juuuuuust right
