#weaponmakingannie

[sharptonguedblonde]

"Heal Me" (Drabble)

Heal: My character will tend to your character’s wounds, or be at their side when they’re sick

"Fuck. Shit. Fucking shit, fuck!" 

Annie's needle pauses mid-air so she can level a look at him. If he what he saw in the mirror wasn't so fucking scary, he'd be quaking. Especially since this woman literally holds his life in her hands. 

"Can't you control yourself for one moment?" Her eyebrow raises testily. Yea, okay. Kaine's not the best patient. Shit, he can barely sit still when he sees her coming with the suture kit and syringes. All of it brings back memories of Warren's lab, of being poked and prodded and having certain "unappealing" traits "bred out" of him. So yea, he squirms and he swears. But it's just because he can. As much as might want to knock him out, she's under orders to stitch him up. 

At least so he doesn't die. Pain, on the other hand, she seems to enjoy inflicting. 

"Well you could have used some sort of anesthetic or something." 

"No time. You had already bled out quite heavily and were on your way to passing out when Maria dropped you here. You're lucky that I was working late." 

"I don't feel lucky." 

"I may not be a nurse, Mr. Parker, but I'm making sure you don't die."

Kaine huffs, knowing she's right and not really willing to further fight with the scientist with a needle. Who knows what she would do. Maybe sew his arm to his stomach. Or remove his web shooters. Or miss something on purpose. Or--Shit, he was fucking loopy from blood loss. They really needed to get a blood bag down here stat. 

"Are you almost done?" 

"Trust me, you'll know when I'm finished, Mr. Parker. I will be gone as quickly as you." 

He got it, okay? Kaine knows that Annie Smith would rather cut him open and put a bomb in his stomach than stitch him back together. She's doing him a tremendous sort of favor. But it's like she's jabbing him harder than strictly necessary and pulling the thread a little too tight for him to say thank you. 

Another stab into the soft flesh of his arm--(she hadn't even bothered to unroll his fucking suit top. Just cut off the sleeve. S. H.I.E.L.D. better be paying for the repairs and fabric because vigilantism did not pay. Maybe he could stop a bank robbery on the way back to his apartment.)--and then she's delicately cutting the thread. 

"There. Now go away." Annie's wielding the damn needle like if he doesn't leave she's going to stab him in currently uninjured body parts. 

Kaine pops up from the metal table gladly, though he does wobble a bit as he makes his way to the door. At the last minute he pauses, hand almost pushing the release valve. 

"Hey," he calls without turning. "Thank you." 

She doesn't answer, but it's like he can feel her small smile at his back. 

[silverclaw]

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Metallic, but not like blood. A softer scent than the one that normally precedes wounds, but not by much. There’s danger there, but not enough to cause the hairs on the back of her neck to prickle. There’s always coffee, but the scent is far from stale- it’s like she makes a point to ensure that there’s always a certain amount of freshness to the caffeine-laden beverage that taints the fabric of her clothes and the curls of her hair.

[the-invincible-avenger-archived]

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"I like to hang my hat where I please.

Sail with the breeze."

[poisoncoatedlips-blog]

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[text]: I assure you, Agent Smith, you don’t need to send me salacious pictures to get my attention. I will always want you in HYDRA.

[text]: You’ve excellent muscle tone for a non-field agent, I must say. 

[notsocharmedheir]

Weapons Masters || Annie & Ares

The God of War huffed as he carelessly strolled through the nearly empty park. His tastefully tousled hair danced in the chilled breeze of the night. Ares found himself sitting on an empty bench across from a young couple sloppily kissing. “Nauseating.” He muttered to himself. Fortunately for Ares he had something wrapped in a greasy brown paper bag. Ares pulled out the artery clogging monster of a burger, his mouth salivating at the aroma it gave off. After a few bites of the enticing burger. Pure deliciousness. His eyes flickered up, the couple was gone. that was a relief, he could enjoy his burger without hearing the two grunt and moan.

The god's ear's flickered just as he came upon the last bite. He could sense ill intent in the air. He stood abruptly searching for the sound of the woman who shrieked. He briskly walked over to a rustling bush. "Exit the bush and I will do you little harm." He crossed his arms, impatiently. The young man who sat across from him moments ago stepped out with his hand firmly gripping the woman's wrist. "Release her." Ares tone was firm and his words were short. The young man looked Ares up and down as if he were a joke. "Look, this isn't any of your damn busi-." his sentence was broken by Ares fist. The punch sent the man a few feet. Ares walked over to him and lightly kicked him with his foot. "Get up. You were being such the man earlier." Ares kicked the man a few feet as the woman made her escape. The God heard the sound of footsteps approaching, thinking it was the woman coming back to thank, but was surprised when he saw the familiar face.

[livingcontrivancea]

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Curiosity always killed the cat, but Fantomex was far from deterred when it came to encountering the engineer. He had learned about her position at SHIELD and thus chanced to meet her by pretending to break into her lab. He had done so in the hopes of seeing her knack for creating weapons personally, but that occasion hadn’t gone to plan.

Perhaps dinner in the Pyrenees by sunset would encourage her to share her wisdom.

[savagescholar]

Brain in a Jar (Hank, Kitty, Tony, and Annie)

Weeks after the Danger Room incident, the X-Men still had no idea how to deal with the malicious AI that had attacked them. The USB drive in which Danger was contained was being kept in an old safe with no electronic components. Even as the current resident tech experts of the mutant superhero team, Kitty Pryde and Hank McCoy were unsure of what their next step ought to be. Especially considering being confined was part of why Danger felt oppressed in the first place, Dr. McCoy did not want to keep the alien entity locked up forever. Besides, she was smart and resourceful enough to find a way to escape eventually. 

Trusted professionals in the fields of electronics and engineering had been called in. Tony Stark and Agent Annie Smith of S.H.I.E.L.D. Ideally, the four of them would be able to find a way for Danger to peacefully coexist with humans. At the moment however, everything was up in the air. Once both of their guests had arrived, the two X-Men escorted them to an isolated chamber where the safe was being held. 

"We deeply appreciate your coming here, Mr. Stark and Agent Smith. I hope that our dilemma is one that you can assist in reconciling," Beast said somewhat grimly. "As you have been no doubt briefed, we are dealing with an alien artificial intelligence. She launched an assault on the X-Men a matter of weeks ago." He turned to Shadowcat. "Is there any other information you feel would be relevant to share, Kitty?"

[atma-ka-ajna]

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...Rude. Even if she had a bad day, that was so abrasive. Perhaps I should be glad she wasn't Agent Hand, or that briefing would have gone terribly.