It is before hours open. Store is dark. We are processing online orders.
Customer: Pulls on locked doors.
Customer: Knocks on locked doors.
Customer: Cups hands and peers through glass into empty dark store.
Customer: Ignores store hours sign
Customer: CALLS STORE NUMBER POSTED ON DOOR
Customer: PULLS ON LOCKED DOOR AGAIN
Customer: Looks at watch. Throws hands in air clearly frustrated and leaves
Me: Oh boy we’re gonna hear about *that* later














