#wearesaorry

[eric-sadahire]

“Your honor, my client could not have committed the murder as the victim had 28 stab wounds, but my client only had 1 knife.”

"How could you use a knife that much? I don't even use the same knife to spread more butter on my bagel, because of the crumbs. And that guy's had blood on it!"

He shuddered. "It's just unsanitary."

Yes, of course! We are sorry for accusing you.