omg please a hc about ron asking fred and george for sex advice
This definitely happened omg
It was in probably about Ron’s fourth year, maybe the break between fourth and fifth year
Not that he had or was going to have any practice anytime soon, but he just wanted to be ready for when it happened
And he would knock on their door and they’re probably scrambling to hide all of their joke products
‘What do you want?’
Fred answered the door and he had only opened it slightly so Ron couldn’t see into their room
‘I wanted to ask you a question’
Ron’s voice would go super high and his ears are already red.
‘Well ask’
George had come to pop his head in and they both are just staring expectantly at Ron, but their definitely looking bored and it is obvious they just want him to hurry up and ask him so they can get back to doing whatever it was they were doing
‘Can I come in?’
‘No’
‘Please, it’s really important’
They should share a look but then Fred opens the door a little wider to let Ron in and he is instantly going to sit on their bed and he looks so shaken and worried and the twins are just giving each other confused looks as Ron puts his head in his hands and takes a deep breath
‘I need some advice’
They’re eyebrows are raised and they are giving him a dubious look
‘On what?’
‘Sex’
A massive smirk forms on each of their faces and now there is a little spark in their eyes when they share another look
They go on and on about how ‘ickle ronniekins needs their help with something so naughty’
And they have a massive laugh about it even though Ron’s whole face is turning red and he won’t even look up at them
And then once they’ve had a good laugh about it they sit down in front of him and joke for him to get his notebook out because they have everything he ever needs to know
And now they have a humorous look on their face, but they’re genuinely giving him tips and telling him everything he should do and how to get the best reactions out of someone or how to learn to read someone’s body language so you know what to do to make them basically tremble
Ron being a bit disgusted and impressed about how much they knew
Like he knew they obviously had done it but hadn’t realised how experienced they were
You cannot tell me that they didn’t give him all the tips on how to pleasure the other person and completely destroy their world rather than just basic sex tips
Like they are all about the other’s pleasure
And Ron would be listening so intently and just really taking it in and nodding and thinking about it
‘Do you think you’re ready now ickle ronniekins?’
‘They grow up so fast’ :(
He would tell them to shove off and roll his eyes and got up to leave
But then they would tell him to treat them nicely because he wouldn’t want anyone else knowing about the conversation they had
So he mumbles a thanks and then leaves
And then the twins making so many innuendos around him, especially relating to what they specifically told him and him just turning red and coughing and they would just have the biggest smirks on their faces
Telling him that he needs to tell them when he finally does it
And he probably does thank them really awkwardly once he does it for the first time
‘Thank you for what?’
‘You know?’
‘No, I don’t think we do’
Ron gets very puffy but tells them anyways and they do not stop teasing him about it
Until they sort of clap him on the back and then just let him be
