Ron Weasley fucking you so good, you guys break his bed(the twins and Harry would have a field day)
Uhm okay this is so funny I fucking love this
Ok but Ron is the king at the silencing spell because he can’t control himself and he doesn’t want anyone to hear
But nothing prepared him for a broken bed and with all the adrenaline Ron has completely gone blank and he cannot remember the spell
'What do you mean you can’t remember the spell!?’
‘Well can you?’
You would just scoff and roll your eyes at him because you didn’t either
And you’re both kinda just pacing around and just coming to terms with the fact that you’re going to have to ask someone
‘Well I’m not bloody asking my parents’
‘What? So you’re going to ask the twins?’
And Ron groans and turns red because that option definitely isn’t any better
And you guys are just pacing and thinking about who is better to ask
Ron decides his mum because all though that is completely mortifying and horrific at least she won’t ask any questions and won’t ever bring it up again
And so Ron decides to take one for the team and he says that he will ask his mum and you can go to the bathroom or whatever so you don’t have to deal with the awkwardness
‘Wow, thank you so much, Ronald’
So you both get dressed and you go to the bathroom and Ron is making his way down and you really don’t know how you’re ever going to look Molly in the eyes ever again
So you’re like going to the bathroom and kinda just pacing the bathroom and Ron is trying to figure out the best way to tell his mum what happened
Anyways, the best way I see this going is when you’re coming out of the bathroom George is there and he is like ‘oh hi!’
And Ron told Molly really quietly that he needs help because he broke the bed and Ron’s worst nightmare comes true and she practically shouts ‘what do you mean you broke the bed?!’
And of course Fred just had to be in the other room and hear her and he is racing in and is like ‘you broke the bed?!’
So anyways Ron is groaning and turning red and Molly is a bit embarrassed because she realises what she did and no one has asked how he broke the bed but everyone seems to know
And of course Fred has to run to tell George and this is when you’ve come out to see him and Fred just has the most mischievous look on his face and George is confused and you’re praying to every God that it isn’t what you think it is
‘So, what have you and Ron been up to?’
And you’ve literally lost all ability to speak but Fred is dying of laughter and you can hear Ron and Molly’s footsteps coming up
And Molly is telling Fred to leave them alone and George is shouting for someone to tell him what happened
‘Ron and Y/N broke the bed’
‘Fred!!’
‘They what?!’
And now both Fred and George are dying of laughter and you and Ron is super red and you’re just frozen on the spot and staring at the floor because you are absolutely mortified
And Molly is telling them to both be quiet but she leaves to go fix the bed and you and Ron are left with them and you want nothing more than to go over to Ron and bury your face in his chest and just hope that somehow it will act as a portal to get you out of this horrid situation
But then, of course, it gets worse because Harry is walking down
‘What are you guys laughing about?’
‘Ron and Y/N broke the bed’
‘George!!’
And now all three of them are laughing
‘It’s not funny,’
‘Are you mental?’
‘This is the funniest thing to ever happen to you’
And the three of them are just there dying of laughter and it is like a full dramatic laugh like they’re bending down and wheezing and crying and leaning on each other
But anyways, Molly fixes it and she tells them that she doesn’t want to hear anymore from them, they’ve already had their laugh
And they kinda go off to do their own thing and you basically rush into Ron’s arms and you’re telling him that that was the most embarrassing part of your life and all he can do is nod because that was so traumatic
And you both just want to go back in his room so you can disappear but of course just as you’re about to enter
‘Be careful, we won’t be able to control ourselves if you break it again,”
And of course they start laughing again but Ron slams the door
And neither of you can leave the room for the rest of the day because you’re both just so embarrassed
And then that night at dinner you finally come out and idk but maybe the whole family is there for dinner, like Bill and Fleur and Charlie - just because
And like literally as soon as you’ve all sat down
‘Ron and Y/N broke their bed today’
‘Fred!!!’
And everyone kinda just stares at each other awkwardly but then George, Fred, Ginny, Hermione and Harry cannot stop laughing again and now Bill and Charlie are laughing and Molly is sending glares to Arthur because he is trying not to laugh
'Ron, please do tell us how that happened’ - Charlie
And Molly is yelling at everyone saying that is enough
I like to think that Fleur says something along the lines of ‘I think it is beautiful that they are that passionate about each other, its really inspiring,’ but in a French accent so it sounds better
And like Ron is just like all red and you’re frozen again or maybe you’re starting to laugh now as well because Molly looks mortified and everyone else is laughing really hard now
And Bill just pulls Fleur closer to him because she doesn’t realise how gross that was for everyone to think about and he thinks she is sweet
But Fred and George would never let him live this down
Like they mention it every chance they get for the rest of their life
Like they’ll mention it at your wedding, at every birthday, at the birth of your children, literally whenever you are all together
They claim it was the best thing Ron has ever done