#weathrgrl

[merakiui]

will bunnyboy floyd knock us up, though?

after all, rabbits are very good at multiplying

Hehe most definitely. >:) that’s the goal every time he fucks you and he’s so shamelessly open about it. Cradling your tummy when he’s rutting into you, murmuring into your shoulder about how he’s got to cum as much as possible so he can get you pregnant. He needs to fill you up over and over again,,, he’s so desperate, clinging to you and refusing to let up until he thinks this is enough.

He also never seems to tell you when he’s going to fuck you, but by now you’ve learned it’s more times in a day than necessary. ^^;; his stamina is monstrous. You could be cooking and he’ll bend you over the counter in his hurry to get to your hole. It’s even worse on the day you’re ovulating because then you’re just as bad as he is. Floyd’s basically just perpetually in heat, but he will settle down significantly once he does finally knock you up. He’s a very sweet bunny, but sometimes he’s just so excessive in his desperation to breed you full. >_<

[mostro-after-hours]

tweels: threaten Yuu

Yuu, an intellectual: fucks their mother

The absolute delusion to think Yuu would even have a choice in the matter. Let's get one thing straight, sweetheart: Yuu isn't making a single move on Georgina. Mama Leech is the one dictating the terms, and she will handle you precisely how she sees fit—if she even bothers to look your way. Learn your place and show some proper respect to the lady of the house. 😤 (And let's be real you don't f*ck her, she f*cks you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

[mochinomnoms]

I’m going to give Georgina so many grandeels

And she will accept all of them with open arms you better believe it

personally my priority is to become her sugar baby and give her more kids Georgina my love I will become pregnant for you just say yes

[specialgradefckr]

the ‘Gojo wants to be the one pregnant’ is so funny to me… because so do I

we’re kicking and wrestling and biting to get to be the one barefoot and pregnant. jokes on him though, i win by default due to having the anatomy for it! (can’t bring that up around him though, he’ll get sad)

bestie i CANNOT relate bc irl pregnancy kinda sounds like a nightmare, in numerous ways, but i support women always so go, queen, get knocked up skfhjglhdg

you're being a pretty sore winner here though... like gojo is so sad he doesn't have a womb and can't have a whole baby INSIDE HIM even though he would be incessantly whiney (and horny) the entire time. and you're TAUNTING him about it?? mean!

i do still think it's very funny if gojo suffers from bad clan sex ed (plus no sex ed at tokyo tech) and he thinks pregnancy happens when a married couple sleeps in the same bed together and his dick has nothing to do with it skfjghlsdhg.

bonus points if he thinks he should be the one to carry the child because he's stronger. you're literally way weaker than him!!! how are YOU gonna protect a whole baby in there! other men might make the girl carry the baby but he's better than that!!!

[merakiui]

freak4freak jade x reader where they’re trying to babytrap each other

>:) yes!!! Jade who drugs you with an aphrodisiac only for you to turn around and break into his room to bounce on it when he’s sleeping. (He left the door unlocked for you and isn’t really sleeping). He could very well break free from the restraints keeping his wrists bound to the bed, but it’s cute watching you go on and on about how he’s going to give you a baby no matter what. Oh noooo. Whatever shall he do? (Fake tears.)

Or maybe finding some way to prevent Jade from taking his potion that keeps him human. Somehow you’ve tracked his cycle (just as he’s figured out yours) and now you’re playfully walking the perimeter of the pool he’s confined to, knowing fully well you’re ovulating and he’s got plenty of eggs to spare. You’ll act surprised when a webbed hand grabs hold of your ankle when you stray too close by “mistake” and now you’re plastered to the floor while a long, slippery tongue fucks you open to get you nice and ready for a clutch. :)

A cycle of both matching the other’s freak but also outdoing it at times. Jade’s found the love of his life. <3

[merakiui]

Do you have any ideas for the old pussy portal or magic dildo ideas?

Consider,,,,,, a pussy portal that transcends time. >:) Skully who enchants a pumpkin to be his soulmate because ever since he met that beautiful person in the book he’s been yearning to meet them again. :( even if it’s not to be, he will continue to daydream! So in his lust, he uses a pumpkin and calls it by your name. And perhaps naming it has granted the pumpkin its power because whenever he uses it (in his era) you feel it all in the present.

Skully doesn’t realize the connection, but every time he fucks into the tight, gooey hole carved into the pumpkin you feel something stretching you,, pounding away at your innermost part. It’s so much that you often find yourself doubled over, gasping for breath and scrabbling to hold onto something—anything—to steady yourself. And it happens more often than you’d think. One day you had to skip classes simply because you were so sore and it just kept happening every other hour. T_T

The yearning love and desperate lust of a Victorian man is not to be taken lightly. ^^;;;;;

[merakiui]

you’ve already written wolfbunnies, mera! hare!jade and hare!floyd can totally knock us up!

Through sheer willpower, anything is possible when those sneaky twins are involved hehe. >:) maybe you think they can’t knock you up because of the biological incompatibility. You try to tell them that, babbling it over and over, but they’re not listening. A small bunny sandwiched between two big hares,,,,, orz your little kicks do nothing to dissuade them from getting what they want.

Omg just imagine the size difference….. Floyd’s hand being bigger than your face,,,, easily grabbing hold of your hips. Oooo making fun of you for being so much smaller than them. How are you even going to fit a baby in there? It’s amazing you can even take all of his cock, which is a struggle because you’ve never had anything so big inside you before. It hurts, but he’s shushing and cooing at you that you can take it. You want to resist just a bit, refusing to let these guys have their way, but you’re pathetically wet and you can hear it every time he pushes in, a loud, sinful squelch. It’s so embarrassing,,, you want to hide behind your ears, but he won’t let you. >_<

You’re not sure if you should be impressed or horrified when, weeks later, you start feeling sick. Those hares aren’t normal… but they’re your mates now, so you’d better get ready to build a big, happy family with them hehe. <3 they’ll provide for you so you’ll never have to think about doing any work yourself. Aren’t they good hares? Please praise them.

[merakiui]

I can’t believe Azul used his 50 alts to win best fish

He's obsessed…

I shouldn't even be surprised,,, (￣▽￣||) this cheating guy... I suppose I'd rather him cheat on a poll than cheat on me.

AZUL!!!!! Don't you realize we're supposed to be divorced!!! >:( I can't keep catching you yearning like this...