tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents
not me though. im girl with tanktop
hey. do you want some candy
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tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents
not me though. im girl with tanktop
hey. do you want some candy
does anyone know the best way to find specific tumblr posts? because it turns out that tumblr search is not good at it
Nothing like it hurting s bit to breathe
Do you have a binder on???
If not, huh?????
soprt bra
Then how is it hurting your breathing? I’m very confused and more concerned than confused at this point
Nah i just breathed too deeply and it hurt a bit, it's normal
I might get that checked out
(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you
the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user
also the genie: its accurate but that doesn't make it less hurtful
Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick
Dude come on
how did I never think of this
Today we crafted the commanders and some artifacts for the Stranger Things custom deck.
what the hell is the one ring doing there
and why wouldn't you give it one of those weird alt names that UB does sometimes
I may have mass reblogged and queqed the wrong post
I was wondering why I had 80 activity for this blog alone.
you did in fact do the wrong post. but now you have spread the word about a random magic the gathering card that someone made up, so good there I think
people talk about how we need to bring back "don't feed the trolls" rhetoric for modern internet ragebait and I agree but also I think the most useful thing from the Old Internet that I miss is LURKING
be a lurker. just read things and think about them without feeling the need to weigh in or call out or disseminate everything you encounter. it's so nice and so freeing and it's a good way to learn things.
I have frequently regretted getting involved in shit that didn't involve me online but you know what I've never regretted doing? Lurking. literally lurk moar
I didn't realize there was a period where lurking stopped. I know MANY lurkers
I myself am not a lurker because I cannot let a conversation go unfinished, but I am also a lurker in the way that I will not say jack shit most of the time
When you're editing your WIP and take a break to read parts of your most recently finished piece, only to realize said piece needs more revision than the WIP.
in reality they need the same amount of edits, it just you're still glancing over the flaws of the WIP
context (via @mellorocket)
doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like "aw thanks elmo, we're doing well" meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay
Okay but Elmo had actually the best and sweetest response to all this trauma dumping:
And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:
And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗
(Comment compilation from this Twitter)
I kinda feel for the poor person running Elmo's Twitter.
"So, boss... I may have messed up."
"What did you do, Ray?"
"Well, I made a post for Elmo saying 'Hi, how's everybody doing?'"
"I mean, that's kind of what we pay you for."
"Yeah, but.... <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo."
"Oh."
"God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them."
"Get the others."
this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.
and important addition
Source: instagram
Always reblog this. Elmo and his friends will be there in your times of trial and doubt, to help you through your torment
it feels wrong for this to go on a side blog. main it is!
Clodsire coffee jelly with a little surprise on top! ☕🍒
Felt like they were missing something so I added a Cheri Berry at the end - immediately made me laugh, look at my boy 😭 Hopefully Saiki K. would be proud.
NO DON'T EAT HIM! NOOOOOOO
I would fuckin ROCK a maid dress
10000 notes and I post a pic of me wearing a maid dress
@tagging-officals-offical
I swear to god if I wake up tomorrow to 10000 comments
Y'all have no chance unless Satan gets involved so y'all might as well give up hahaha
is it not the nature of humanity to attempt the impossible?
@nug-offical-deactiv @chill-lesbian2013 @orange-offical @skyan-official @sans-the-skeleconch-offical @chartreuse-official @pegz-and-rexy-offical @potasium-offical @orange-morphsuit-guy-offical @the-colour-green-offical @raventhecrispy-offical @wawa-offical
and for the heck of it
@satan-offical
We will get this post to 10,000 notes; not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
/refrence
@wub-cat @jinx-alter @anemonejinxy @bea-yotch @mysticaleldritchpunk @danger-noodle3
Sorry to bring y'all into this, but the idea of getting it to 10000 is too funny to resist.
@satan-offical
We're so close!
@ham-sandwich-consumer-offical is probably a little nervous
reblogging on normal account rather than offical so my moots aren't confused. also, if you are bothered by your position on this list, know that it is vaguely the order in which my mutual tracking document lists you. also raven I skipped you bc you are the one who @ me
@obsesseddemonlord-offical @mental9-to-5 @liminal-writers-offical @horror-movie-offical @reducingemissions @auramxnt @an0neemouse @the-haiku-bot @cherry-coke-offical @hepl-i-am-confuse-on-wht-to-do @shirestrawberry144 @hotrale @acewithobsessions @perfection-official @fangirlmenace @2000-ants-wearing-a-skinsuit @lokisflame @hekate-offical @blacknailpolishoffical @the-grassy-hill @plubells @sl33py-b1rd0 @rosella1356 @the-very-existent-entity @overlord-official @hello-kitty-official @spookthelilguy @transmasc-offical @art-hammer-certified
I've got no mutuals to ping but I'll reblog for the notes
you don't have any mutuals? other than me?
do you have a really low follower count or are you conservative with your follows?
NO MORE
did you say more?
*you hear a dump truck backing up slowly before being crushed by thousands of bricks.*
there's more where that came from
I only clean my glasses fully for special occasions. If there's a weird smudge I don't like I'll try to rub it off with my shirt
can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old
incorrect. i am 30000
it should also be human, unless you are attempting to imply dora the explorer is not human and has been a phyrexian sleeper agent the whole time
I would fuckin ROCK a maid dress
10000 notes and I post a pic of me wearing a maid dress
@tagging-officals-offical
I swear to god if I wake up tomorrow to 10000 comments
Y'all have no chance unless Satan gets involved so y'all might as well give up hahaha
is it not the nature of humanity to attempt the impossible?
@nug-offical-deactiv @chill-lesbian2013 @orange-offical @skyan-official @sans-the-skeleconch-offical @chartreuse-official @pegz-and-rexy-offical @potasium-offical @orange-morphsuit-guy-offical @the-colour-green-offical @raventhecrispy-offical @wawa-offical
and for the heck of it
@satan-offical
We will get this post to 10,000 notes; not because it is easy, but because it is hard.
/refrence
@wub-cat @jinx-alter @anemonejinxy @bea-yotch @mysticaleldritchpunk @danger-noodle3
Sorry to bring y'all into this, but the idea of getting it to 10000 is too funny to resist.
@satan-offical
We're so close!
@ham-sandwich-consumer-offical is probably a little nervous
reblogging on normal account rather than offical so my moots aren't confused. also, if you are bothered by your position on this list, know that it is vaguely the order in which my mutual tracking document lists you. also raven I skipped you bc you are the one who @ me
@obsesseddemonlord-offical @mental9-to-5 @liminal-writers-offical @horror-movie-offical @reducingemissions @auramxnt @an0neemouse @the-haiku-bot @cherry-coke-offical @hepl-i-am-confuse-on-wht-to-do @shirestrawberry144 @hotrale @acewithobsessions @perfection-official @fangirlmenace @2000-ants-wearing-a-skinsuit @lokisflame @hekate-offical @blacknailpolishoffical @the-grassy-hill @plubells @sl33py-b1rd0 @rosella1356 @the-very-existent-entity @overlord-official @hello-kitty-official @spookthelilguy @transmasc-offical @art-hammer-certified