you know who I am atp

give me asks. i crave knowledge like the void craves souls

[thetrueemeraldking]

CYOA where events and paths are based entirely on user suggestions

I am writing a CYOA where every event/path is an action suggested by a user. It's a pretty simple concept in thought, and I figured I'd try putting it here to get it out there a little more. You can also suggest new starting points for it to begin with.

Here's a link to where I posted it: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/180162/infinitum

New events will be new chapters! More rules on the actual description page for the story.

I made the cover myself.

if you are wondering why its on an account called the infinite tailor that's because I'm keeping it separate from my main stuff. check it out or suggest something here!

thing is I need people for this to work but I can't seem to get any people

[thetrueemeraldking]

somehow I had exactly one note on each of my blogs today. isn't that neat

[rockrockgrace]

He's got a gun!

Give me all your belongings statement.

[thetrueemeraldking]

if Rocky fires that he kills himself by puncturing his hamster ball

[thetrueemeraldking]

the evil and dastardly sludge got in my eye at work today

[millenniallust4death]

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[millenniallust4death]

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

[psycorax]

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

[millenniallust4death]

Thank you to everyone who commented in their tags or messaged me. Indeed, today is “Martin and Bosco Day”. I originally whimsically blazed this photo on 13 July 2022. I never expected Martin and Bosco to travel so far and make so many new friends. The experience has been such a gift for me.

[demonicsymphony]

Three years of seeing the joy of these two stop by to say hello on their travels. Thank you so much for sharing them with us.

[thetrueemeraldking]

happy martin and bosco day

[woman-becomer]

*kisses ur forehead*

*I absorb and consume one precious memory*

[donuteater13]

*forgets that you kissed my forehead*

[thetrueemeraldking]

*the cycle cntinues eternally*

[thetrueemeraldking]

in one of my dnd campaigns, there is currently a romantic arc between two players

short story shorter we have players making yaoi rolls

[jiiin22]

sound…wave…

[thetrueemeraldking]

it was definitely swearing

[4gifs]

[socially-awkward-supervillian]

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

[youwinagainmoffat-blog]

jesus that is good to know.

[chandra75-deactivated20180905]

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

[magehenry-moved-blog]

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

[pkmnbreederbrianna]

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

[emo-islandniles]

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

[renirabbit]

this post just got so much better

[enjoying-nudiustertian-deactiva]

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

[wylltingtrees]

[sashayed]

this is emmett and cullen they are best friends

[clover11-10]

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

Dogs are truly angels.

[oshiawaseni]

so THATS why these cheetah ft dogo pics exist

[erin-luci-and-me]

the anxiety cat

[peppermint-madness]

Also! Cheetahs are not in fact classified as big cats, they are simply very large lesser cats, due to the fact that they purr, meow, chirp, and cannot roar. Also many cheetahs have learned to recognize wildlife photographers are friends and not foes, so they will just come up to people and be friendly occasionally as pictured at the top of the chain. Some will even leave their Cubs with photographers to look after while they hunt. So. Yeah. Cheetahs are great

[elfwreck]

[bunjywunjy]

this works because cheetahs are actually fairly social animals, and they look to members of their group for context on how worried they should be about any given Situation. but since cheetahs are also nervous social animals, they can work each other into an anxiety spiral pretty easily over things like “being in an enclosed habitat” and “there’s a guy over there”.

so by introducing a dog as a member of the group, the cheetahs will now look to the dog for context clues on how worried they should be! and the dog Is Not Worried At All, Thanks, so the cheetahs think everything must be chill even if they were personally unsure about it, and they stop being so freaked out about literally everything.

[june-egbert-official]

Cheetah: oh god what’s going on how are we feeling weird spotless cheetah

Dog: :) fine, thanks

Cheetah: :) oh, okay

[greatlordfluffernutter]

[soratayuya]

Wasn’t expecting this of all posts to be the first tumblr post I’ve ever seen crest 2mil notes, but I’ll take it

[mysteryteacup]

Logically I know there must be a reason that the dogs chosen for this all seem to be golden retrievers

…but I can’t help but feel like we really missed an opportunity with Dalmations, here.

[alexseanchai]

if I’m understanding correctly, dalmatians were bred (among other things) for a temperament intended to make all potential threats more nervous, which is a useful trait in a guard dog but seems like a problem waiting to happen when any other cheetah approaches the one this dalmatian is guarding

and golden retrievers were bred (among other things) for calmness and gentleness, which makes them shit guard dogs but great emotional support companions

[thetrueemeraldking]

I love this post. here is my addition:

Cheetah1: hey everything is not okay what are we feeling gang

dalmation: everything is fine my friend that I love and protect.

cheetah2: BRO THAT GUY IS SCARY WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING

cheetah1: pretty mixed responses. I will panic now

[farewell-to-lorien]

To Survive on This Shore, by Jess T. Dugan.

[ironwoman359]

This being marked "mature" is actually disgusting. These are completely neutral portraits that are not sexual or provocative in any way. Trans people existing is not a fucking sexual statement, let alone our trans elders.

[thetrueemeraldking]

I agree. If this wasn't marked as mature and this statement wan't on the end, I'd probably scroll past it because to me it just looks like a bunch of old people.

However, because it was marked as mature. I wanted to scroll past it as fast as possible (old people marked as mature is not something I want to see). That (scrolling even faster) is of course a problem, because it is reducing the visibility of these presumably nice trans people.

it's asking me if I want to hide something in my own drafts. why would I ever do that? ome on tumblr make some sense.

and naturally they know that there is no reason for it to be marked as mature, so nothing is selected, and its impossible to deselect.

[elronthemage]

What dosent kill you gives you weird hobbies

[thetrueemeraldking]

what context are we missing here?

[elronthemage]

idk what u mean/gen

[thetrueemeraldking]

i figured there was a story behind this rather than it just being about an oc

[elronthemage]

What dosent kill you gives you weird hobbies

[thetrueemeraldking]

what context are we missing here?

[fallenflamess]

happy disability pride month!!!!!!!!!

i dont think i ever actually officially announced my diagnosis on here so.

boo. im autistic.

:3

hope everyone has a good july and be kind!!!!!!

[laciffo-natas]

Happy pride!! :D

[thetrueemeraldking]

why would you say boo? its a pride month

[fallenflamess]

"boo" as in like "surprise"

[thetrueemeraldking]

oh that makes way more sense now. I probably would've used an exclamation point lol

[thetrueemeraldking]

I still have not gotten to write my next octant of a man chapter

why are they not speedrunning their chapters on the first day

thats already what they do on the last day of their writing period anyway

[thetrueemeraldking]

let's see tumblr's opinion on litrpg

do you like litrpg as a genre

I LOVE LITRPG #numbersgoup

it is acceptable

bad. its deplorable even

can i fuck the system?

what is litrpg

results

Voting ended onJun 7

[thetrueemeraldking]

I forgot I ran this poll

good spread of answers imo. most people enjoy it or have never heard of it

[gardenofstarss]

Sorry if my last ask was inconsiderate. Feel free to ignore or delete it if it bothers you.

Dude, the only way you could be inconsiderate to me is tell me can openers are cool or my boyfriend doesn’t deserve me. We are so incredibly chill.

[i-am-gargling-orange-juice]

:D ok thank you

[thetrueemeraldking]

hey op what is your problem with can openers

[olyoil2-deactivated20250812]

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

[holoprisms]

it literally could use a little clouds if i had to be honest

[freebagels]

[thetrueemeraldking]

Put on anything, ANYTHING! I don't care anymore! At the very least, put on Jesus. just something, anything