#weehaw

[sollyglo]

ELECTRACEY 🗣⚡⚡⚡👊👊👊

[bigmammallama5]

Someone is getting a CT scan of her noggin next Friday to get a good look at her TMJs and ears (and teeth). Specialist is under the impression she’s having jaw pain (osteo-arthritis, would not be surprised since an X-ray last month revealed a little in her spine), not tooth pain, so no surgery or anything too crazy. Hopefully this’ll better reveal what care she needs, perhaps even just joint supplements and gentle pain control.

[inujous]

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[lunagojo]

Satoru Gojo Boyfriend Headcanons

a/n: Can I just say, I love this man so much. Marry me Gojo, you are too good for this world <3 I'd let you annoy me all day

Satoru's been in love with you since day one of meeting you. The first years, the second years, the staff, EVERYONE knows it, except for you and him

Something is just so magnetic about you in particular, he knows he's a good looking man, he knows he could pull anybody he wanted, but whenever he's around you he gets butterflies, he gets...nervous?

He just wants you to like him so much

He talks about you nonstop to Nanami, to Yuuji and Megumi and Nobara, to ANYONE in his vicinity

"Gojo-sensei, I get that you're in love with Y/N but there's a curse here that needs to be taken care of..." - Megumi

wait w h a t

He honestly was kind of blindsided by that, and it just all clicked for him in that moment...he WAS in love with you

You of course, liked him too, his antics were annoying but endearing, he had a good heart, he genuinely cared about his students

But you never said a word, honestly. Was it because you were too scared to lose the friendship you had with him? Or was it because you didn't think he'd...ever see you that way?

It was honestly Nobara who urged Satoru to DO something because she was getting annoyed seeing you two fawning over each other and not DOING ANYTHING

"You have to tell them, otherwise I will tell them for you" >:( - Nobara

When he did finally confess to you, you thought he was just kidding around, like he usually did

"Yeah, yeah, I like you too Gojo, even though you annoy me, mister."

"...I was being serious, Y/N."

w a t

The look on his face was enough to make you believe him. He rarely ever looked so serious, so you were more inclined to trust what he was saying

Satoru was over the MOON when you returned his feelings

He picked you up and hugged you so tight, swinging you around

...This man is the strongest Jujutsu sorcerer btw.

He is a very attentive boyfriend, ok. Whenever you're within arm's reach of him he will be touching you in some way. His hand on your thigh or knee, arm around your shoulders or waist. I also think he'd stick his hand in your back pocket when you're out in public ;P

He brings you so many sweets, does his absolute best to be good to you and cheer you up

He knows he can be a bit overbearing sometimes, and that sometimes his reactions aren't exactly...appropriate, so he truly appreciates your patience with him

Loves it when you play with his hair or his fingers, he's like a puppy, just adores being loved by you

Will send you selfies of himself everywhere he goes, literally will snap a pic of himself making a peace sign in front of a dead curse with the caption 'thinking of u <3' (and who says romance is dead right lol)

His favourite thing is coming home to you sleeping in your shared bed. You always make this little sound of contentment when he strokes your hair in your sleep. It makes him w e a k

If you're feeling down or insecure, he's your hype man, 100%

How dare you ever feel shitty about yourself when you're YOU, WHAT

Enjoys watching you just do things, cleaning, laundry, studying, eating, watching TV, playing video games, just heart eyes always

Will bite and poke you to get attention

Posts TikToks of himself dancing to your singing while you're in the shower

Idk why but whenever I think of a relationship with him I think of the song "Five Years' by Bo Burnham, lmfao

[skyplayssplatoon3]

100x Win!!

Out here causin' problems on purpose with @deepsixsquid !

[deus-and-the-machina]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Metal Gear Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Big Boss/Ocelot (Metal Gear) Characters: Big Boss (Metal Gear), Ocelot (Metal Gear) Additional Tags: Scars, Smoking, Biting, Ocelot being ocelot and fantasizing about slight torture, Fluff, though it's well. ocelot's version of fluff Summary:

Of scars and Ocelot's intense fixation on them. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

[kowbojki]

E-HUSBANDS!!! Crowley design by @cappryptid >:)

[kyunmei]