#weetroublemaker

[samcroxkiller]

"You need help."

Insanity [Starter Sentences]

The killer snapped his head in the voice’s direction, Juice’s mug staring back at him, waiting for a reply. Hap threw a glare over at his club sister, taken back by the sudden question, “The fuck is that suppos’ to mean?” He demanded, bring a beer up to his mouth, taking a swig.

 weetroublemaker

[brokenhalebeta]

weetroublemaker

[brokenhalebeta]

[ text: Little Wolf ] I'm slow, give me a break. [ text: Little Wolf ] Don't eat my dog and I won't set you on fire. [ text: Little Wolf ] Are you here yet?

[ text; Sparkles ] It's because you're old.[ text; Sparkles ] I don't really want to eat your dog, so you're good.[ text; Sparkles ] About to walk through the door?

[brokenhalebeta]

✉

Send me ✉ and I'll randomly generate a text message you'll get from my muse.

[text] I’m cold.

[brokenhalebeta]

[ text: Little Wolf ] Starting to rethink my decision to call you Little Wolf. [ text: Little Wolf ] I should be calling you Sarcastic Little Fuck. [ text: Little Wolf ] You eat my dog, I'll set you on fire for real.

[ text; Sparkles ] Wow it took you this long to realize that I was sarcastic? [ text; Sparkles ] Being set on fire is probably the tamest thing that's ever been done to me. So I'm okay with that. 

[brokenhalebeta]

[ text: Little Wolf ] Not true, unless you suddenly de-aged when I wasn't looking? [ text: Little Wolf ] I'm going to let the dog eat your pizza if you don't move faster.

[ text; Sparkles ] Yep, all of a month and a half.[ text; Sparkles ] I will just eat the dog. 

[brokenhalebeta]

[ text: Little Wolf ] Don't even go there, Lahey. [ text: Little Wolf ] Hurry up and get your butt here I'M BORED. [ text: Little Wolf ] I actually put pants on, feel special because I don't do that for anyone.

[ text; Sparkles ] If I went there you'd get arrested.[ text; Sparkles ] I'm going as fast as I can... well as I want to. Which isn't very fast. [ text; Sparkles ] Yeah, I don't feel special at all. 

[brokenhalebeta]

[ text: Little Wolf ] Fine, but you're getting your own pizza because I don't want your nasty meat touching my veggies. [ text: Little Wolf ] Though I doubt you'll complain about that, being a teen wolf and all. [ text: Little Wolf ] And I haven't set anyone on fire in like a year. So relax.

[ text; Sparkles ] Wow the jokes I could make about that text.[ text; Sparkles ] I don't actually eat all that much...[ text; Sparkles ] In a year. That's comforting. Not.