#weirdassdream

[antiboopticeye]

Ok so I had a weird ass dream that I met Sean

In my dream I got back from class and I put my backpack down and went to do work in the dining room and fucking Sean was in the EATING CAKE! I was so confused but happy but confused. Anyway I went to sit down on the opposite side and it was awkward cuz Sean was in MY house EATING CAKE. Then all if a sudden to break the silence he started talking about different kinds of cake and cookies and we were exchanging recipes for different desserts and he was like "Ok see ya next time!" And I just waved until we meet again for cake like wtf! I feel like this is something @therealjacksepticeye would do though?! 🤔😂

[frowzl3d-blog]

How I ended up spitting all over a pillow and my neck

I had a dream and in the dream I was trying to talk about something and my dad kept saying something every single sentence. Not on purpose just wasn’t listening, and finally after like the 15th time I lost my shit and was screaming and he got pissed and I went to my room, not because I was told, but just to leave the room. Well, with me I took a platter with a whole chicken on it for some unknown reason and I went to my bathroom and started eating the chicken. Still holding the platter with both hands so I looked like some fuckin ravenous animal I dunno. I started feeling sick after I ate a wing and then I was puking in the toilet and I woke up because something wet was on my neck and whadda ya know I spat all over the pillow on my chest because I’m a lonely bitch and on my neck.

[lunalight-venom]

Last night I have this weird dream that I was chasing after Theon Greyjoy in the streets,I was begging for him to stop (idk why), then suddenly fricking Jon Snow appeared and shot Theon on his shoulder. I panicked and threw a bottle at him or something,hitting him in the face.I laughed so hard I woke up  coughing for my dear life. 

[lieutenantsnoy]

I just woke up from a dream in which I found a fish in my room, so I put him in the bathtub but he jumped out and hopped around on his anterior side and I got mad and told him "STOP. STOP HOPPING. YOU'RE A FISH NOT A BUNNY." and he made me late for school.

[confusedbutfabulous]

I had a dream where this cute girl in a club told me that she was a mermaid and I was like "Me too!!!". So we bonded over the difficulties of being mythical creatures and drinking lots of alcohol...

[myweirdassdreams2014-blog]

Sex Scandal

Last night my dream while being convinced to take sexual pictures of a couple that i rarely talked to i got to see sex photos of a neighbour girl thats a few years younger then me. Including her butt that had the tattoo "insensitive" tattooed on it. In actuality i have been watching a lot of Scandal, which if you haven't seen has A Lot of sex in it ! Sweet dreams, A

[myweirdassdreams2014-blog]

What the FUCK !

All i remember from my dream is that my milk came in again, it was squirting everywhere and K Was SOOOOO excited when we tried it, it tasted like milk and vinegar .... A. He was excited ?! And B. We tried it ?! Laugh my Ass Off... Thats one of the best ones i've had in a while. Sweet Dreams

[tsunderehairflip]

I had a dream last night and Hideo Kojima was there and gave me a Metal Gear bag and signed it while I was shamelessly fangasming.

And then at some point when he was leaving, I was sprawled on the floor grabbing someone’s leg whispering, “don’t let him leaveeeeee.”

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