#onetimeidreamt

[a-chaotically-small-lunta]

I had a dream that they were going to make a live action undertale movie and they were casting for sans, but for some reason they were torn between Danny DeVito and Dwayne Johnson. There were full blown online arguments over it with people on both sides. They said Danny had the humor but The Rock had the power. It got so bad that they were thinking about not doing it until a brilliant idea came up. Why not have both play him? So every time sans went out of frame, they switched who was acting as him. It was so fucking stupid but it was really funny to see both The Rock and Danny DeVito dressed up as sans and then switch out. They never addressed the switch in the movie either, and everyone agreed that it was for the best.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My pets requested that I no longer refer to them as my "fur babies" but instead my "fur bros."

[javascript-wizard]

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my friend, showing me the @one-time-i-dreamt blog: isn't this hilarious?

me, pointing to the OTID pfp and her (purple) hair: are you two at all related

?my friend: no, why?

me: you know, your, um, hair?

my friend, grabbing a lock of her hair: you think this is genetic?

[rayah-sunshine]

one time I dreamt

that i was in a dusty school bus with a bunch of past high school classmates on a dirt rural road on the way to the beach for a ke$ha concert and was thinking “this is the last thing I should be doing during the pandemic” and then next thing I know I am home being isolated from my family in a trailer on their property and I had a bunch of baby chicks and one of them died dramatically because I gave it the corona virus.  

[one-time-i-dreamttt]

i met bo burnham in some weird abandoned building where we were being chased by some evil person and i kept trying to ask him if he was okay because i’d seen inside and i was very concerned

[foxsicle]

I had a dream this morning that I was at subway building a sandwich and when I got to the cheese part the attendant offered me "earl grey cheese." I told the dude that it sounded really cool so I'd definitely be down, but I wasn't sure if it'd really vibe with my salami and Italian bread, so could I have it on the side? and he was like "nah, sorry friend, my boss has this weird policy where if you take one of the ingredients to-go, he makes sure you eat half of it before you take the rest home to make sure you're not taking advantage." and I was like "damn that sounds like kind of a commitment... you think you could just slice the cheese really thin?" "yeah of course" and then I woke up. I never even got to try the fucking sandwich

[sleepyleshen]

this morning i became aware that i was dreaming so i tried to wake myself up with the sheer power of my mind, didn't work, so i tried, OF ALL THINGS, to pry open my dream eyelids and it was very uncomfortable and still didn't work

so i just accepted my fate and walked up to this girl and made out with her

[gaylonelydyke]

i just dreamt that i was at a hozier concert, he was singing like real people do and i was crying because it was so beautiful. he came up to me and gave me two tissues and said hope thesell help you, and he joked about how i shouldnt be crying at his songs because there are so many better songs to cry to, can anyone tell me that this didnt actually happen?