#welshlee

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Just a little dog trying to drink the moon.

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"Everyone's got their temp character sheets?"

"Yes, GM."

"Great. Cool. So, for the listening audience and also these losers, who I never tell shit, today we're playing we're playing an Attorney RPS. The four of you are gonna be split up into teams. Kiki, you and Jojo are the prosecution. Dunk and Emmett are playing defense. You have two minutes to decide who's the lawyer and who's the detective, and then I'll tell you about the accused."

"But I want to be on the same team with Dunnie?"

"Yeah, and I want to play with my beautiful husband."

"Can I play with Akira? I'm pretty sure Em's going to go rogue."

"Um, I don't mind playing with Jyoti, but I'll play with whoever-"

"No, no, and no. Kiki, you're my favorite. Everyone else, quit whining."

"Ugh, fine. Dunnie and I are professional performers, so I think we should be the lawyers-"

"I'm a performer, too? I have a television show-"

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"Hey, Nat. Come and see how cute Eika's being."

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"I'd ask how you like the changes, Eika, but I don't think we actually moved any of your stuff.''

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"I'll be right back; I just have to pee-"

"Not gonna close the door?"

"It's transparent anyway."

"No skin off my nose."

"I don't mind, either."

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"Okay! Well, now that he's gone-"

"Prospero pushes me, I mean 'Brinkmark', up against the wall and starts to make lewd suggestions-"

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"I'm gonna look in the filing cabinet-"

"I wanted to look in the filing cabinet! I shove you out of the way."

"I shove you back!"

"Okay. Brinkmark and Presley are now in an undignified scuffle over who gets to open this filing cabinet first. Both of you roll a D6-"

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Billie, what are you even doing here? Get back to the bowling alley.

That's better.