#billieduke

[moocha-muses]

"Hi, Sidecar! I'm Billie, and you're the prettiest dog I've ever seen. Oh, but don't tell my dad's dogs I said that-"

[moocha-muses]

"What? No way! But I'll always be the favorite, right?"

"I can't promise that, Bill. But I'll at least try to make sure you don't have to share a room. Oldest child's privilege."

"Uh-huh. Sure. And that's definitely not a bribe to keep me from complaining about all the baby-sitting that you're totally going to pay me the going market rate to do?"

"Well-"

"It's very nice to meet you, meal-ticket."

"Don't call it that-"

[moocha-muses]

"Hey, Cammie! You know, it's never too soon to start learning how to cut a rug. Let me show a move I just learned at prom-"

"Billie, sweetheart. You're dripping all over the floor."

"Huh? Oh, dang, I guess I am. Sorry, Dad."

"Why don't you go change before you catch something-"

"I will, I will. Just as soon as Cam get this move down."

"Show him, Cammy! Shake it!"

"Whooooaaaaa!"

"That's very nice, girls, but this house still has the original flooring-"

[moocha-muses]

"-this time the Bear had burnt the seedcakes! And everyone was expecting them to be perfect-"

[moocha-muses]

"You've been coming over a lot. Don't you have anything better to do?"

"I like the vibe! Jojo and I are thinking of redecorating, and I'm looking for inspiration."

"Finally at the age where you start getting into grandma-core, huh? R.I.P. to the W-LS fans."

"Ouch."

[moocha-muses]

"He's not home right now, but I can take a message-oh, hold on!"

"Dad!"

"Hey there, bunny."

[moocha-muses]

"Boo!"

"Eeeee!"

[moocha-muses]

"Guster, can you make a . . . scary face?"

"Nuh-uh!"

"You can't? Should I make one instead?"

"No!"

"I'm gonna, tho."

"Noooo! Hihi!"

"Wait for iiiit-"