#wetkat

[homoflexapod]

Disappointed that this game really doesn't have consequences for 99% of the shit but at least I got Waterboy/Phenomaman crumbs :) Can I claim the ship name as WetKat?

[kurt-accursedd]

A wet janitor has been spotted...

"Fascinating! You bear the warning colouration and damp complexion of a poisonous frog, yet none of the toxic properties! This demands further investigation..."

AGH I forgot to credit my friend for the dialogue!! She writes Phenomaman really well so I had to ask for help :) @foryouaviolet

[a-literal-toaster-wtf]

someone said they had yaoi proportions and i almost threw up. anyways they make me giggle so bad. they truly are a classic wattpad y/n ship 2 me and i think that’s beautiful

[quitealotofsodapop]

Phenoma-bird

Possible sequel to this post about my theories on Phenomaman's/Katon-Ur's species;

If the Urgot-52dc aliens are bird-like, would they do similar courtship behaviours?

The melon arrangements may be Katon's way of courting via food.

Phenomaman: (*dances flamboyantly, ruffling his plumage*) Blonde Blazer: (*thoroughly confused, but interested*)

In fact, a birdy outlook on things may be why Katon reacts so badly to the breakup. A lot of birds mate for life and can die of literal heartbreak if that bond is broken.

Robert when he finds edible arrangements and brightly coloured trinkets on his desk after adding Phenomaman to the team; "???"

Robert, looking a cool rock left on his desk: "Does he do this to everyone or..?" Mandy, realising: "Oh Robert..."

Note: courtship behaviour may advance to performative fighting with other Z-Team members in hopes of drawing attention of his crush.

Phenomaman: "I wish to fight you." Flambae, just chilling: "Huh? Why?" Phenomaman: "I wish to court the wet janitor, and I believe our combined display will draw his attention." Flambae: "...sure." (*cut to the break room being in utter burnt shambles. Phenomaman and Flambae are still mock-fighting, causing more damage to their surroundings than to each other*) Waterboy: "Wh-what? Why?! I got- I have to clean this up!" Phenomaman (internally): "My display is failing! I must try another tactic!" Phenomaman: (*starts aggressively bird-dancing*) Waterboy, baffled: "Wha-?"

Just, confused bird-person Phenomaman trying to find himself a life mate.

[sabisinafandom]

Saw this pic on my dash and, of course, I had to do this ↓↓↓

That melon subscription sure pays for itself 🍈💦

[dispatching-currently]

Not a day goes by that I don't think about that one time Phenomaman made love to Waterboy.

[jakoloredart]

Waterboy invites Phenomaman over to meet his grandma and hang out ✨ or something.

[night-piece]

why is the Phenomaman/Waterboy ship name not "watermelon" tho???