#wh...what

[wp100]

what the fuck john

[saltminerising]

tone it down w/ the motherfuckering before i slap gladekeeper

[baixueagain]

i wonder how much better off the planet earth would be if germanic peoples had never existed. how easy it would be to solve everything if we had collectively never been born. the sins of the species derive from one fucking phenotype who continuously marinate their children in their own poison and the only reason we're still alive to keep destroying the world is everyone else's misplaced kindness and to believe anything else only furthers their suffering for our false security

[tspultradeluxe]

wait ive never read yesterday i just heard it was bad

[gierosajie]

Grades are finally posted and- b-bro...

[mod2amaryllis]

Hey, tht recent thing you reblogged. Did you change it to God vs Devil from Supporting gay people or something? Like, what? Are you homophobic? Sorry if I'm missing something.

[galwednesday]

Me: *innocently browsing tumblr*

My brain: Rebecca as a Stucky AU where Bucky is the first wife and Steve is the second

Me: what

My brain: Alexander Pierce is the husband and it’s really more of a Rebecca + Jane Eyre mash-up--

Me: what

My brain: --because Steve is engaged to Pierce but Bucky is actually still alive in the attic and Pierce has just hidden him away and convinced the household Bucky is crazy

Me: I’ve never even READ Rebecca

My brain: anyway Steve finds out Bucky is alive and then shit hits the fan

Me: HOW WOULD THAT EVEN WORK

My brain: I DON’T KNOW BUT IT DEFINITELY HAPPENED JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW

Me: ...

My brain: also Rumlow is the creepy housekeeper

My brain: thank you and good night

[lillyofthewoods]

What, and I cannot stress this enough, The Fuck