#whaaaa-

[2aceofspades]

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Ohmigosh!!?!!!?

[carlomenzinger]

Ivo will in einer Kneipe Hütchen spielen…

Ivo zu Franz: „Darf ich?“

[moodybites]

WHAT THE FUCK DON CHEADLE WAS ON GOLDEN PALACE!?!

[stopbreaking-down]

hold up, Anderson Cooper is gay

[rovermcfly]

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[dudewithabow]

I cannot believe this.

Already sold my first Lemons and Landmarks shirt. 

This is mindblowing. 

Just.

Mindblowing.

That's a profit of 3 USD, not a lot in Euro I know, but if more people buy, it all adds up.

I'm not really sure how Paypal works, but I'll figure it out :D

Slightly overwhelmed with happiness now.

[dudewithabow]

So my friend and I were writing a script for a skit for kids about nature and the environment and it turned into this...

Oakley (the oak tree): Unless you kill yourself, every-fucking-one you know will die. From an actual fog. It’s not actually that hard, you know.

Cassie (the caterpillar): You’re insane.

Oakley: You’re just getting that now?

Cassie: What if I can make you call off the fog?

Oakley: You think you can make ME stop the order? You think you can make ME do that? Gurl, I’m fucking crazy! You best be hiding yo kids and hiding yo wives cos I be raping errybody fuck I forgot the lyrics. Fuck it, it’s too mainstream for me anyway.

Cassie: I’m not like the others. I’m you, prepared to do anything, prepared to burn. You want me to shake hands in hell with you, I- fuck this, I’m leaving.

Oakley: No! FUCK YOU. WE’RE IN THE FINAL ACT. You have to kill yourself. Or everyone fucking dies, this simple.

Cassie: YOLO.

Oakley: You’ve gotta admit, it’s sexier.

Cassie: But I don’t have to die, not if I’ve got you!

Oakley: Fuck this. Seriously. You’re a caterpillar and I’m a fucking talking tree no one’s gonna arrest a fucking tree I’m just gonna fucking kill you now.

Cassie: And how’re you gonna do that? YOU’RE A FUCKING TREE

Oakley: I have a personal assistant. The Moran to my Moriarty, you might even say.

Cassie: And who would that be?

Oakley: … Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf.

[valedecem]

NEW UPDATE EVERYONE.

DAVE AND ROSE ARE DEAD IN THE ALPHA SESSION EVERYONE.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT MY FEELINGS ARE DOING EVERYONE.