My Slightly Unhinged, Unfiltered Thoughts on Mission: Whacked Off!
HOOOOOOOOLY shit biscuits, this FUCKING EPISODE. This is easily my favorite short they've done, although that might just be because I'm so biased towards Moxxie and his tragic backstory. So here are My Thoughts™️:
First off, the fact that Blitz intentionally chose for Moxxie to go on this mission is just...ahhhh so many things
Like was he just being Blitz or did he think Moxxie needed to see this in order to deal with his own trauma???
I love how much the Paseanos look like human versions of Moxxie and Crimson, great parallel
I love the whole gag of Moxxie talking as the angel
The way he spoke was hilarious and also very Moxxie
Also, "I'm Catholic or something" 10/10
MOXXIE'S REACTIONS WHILE BEHIND THE STATUE. ALL OF THEM. JUST. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Also "WHAT THE FUCK-ETH WAS THAT?!" has now been permanently added to my vocabulary thank you very much
Moxxie's reaction when the two men talk about family and the ANGER when Luigi ends up not caring about leaving the life of crime LIKE MOXXIE
AND THE "TAKE CARE OF YOUR MOTHER FOR ME"?! ARE YOU KIDDING?!
I love that Moxxie did not even HESITATE to kill Luigi
THAT FUCKING SCENE OF HIM SAYING HE'S DEAD. So simple but so brilliant. And him dressed up and looking like Crimson??? ahdjkfhsdf
And his talk with Millie aaaaaaaaaaaah
"I thought he needed to be...he didn't need to be" BYE I'M OFFICIALLY DEAD RESUSCITATE ME PLEASE
I love how much it feels like a real, boring conversation a married couple would have
Like it's startingly similar to when I'm trying to make small talk with my parents and their friends
It triggered something in me and I love it
"Fuck you," "Maybe later..." STOP I love them so much
So yeah, this episode was amazing. Byeeeee