✧description: You tried out a new spell and well lets just say things didn't turn out how they were suppose to
✧a/n: I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT DEAN SCREAMING WHAHAHA (Not Edited)
✧song inspo: I Love it - Icona Pop
✧Warning: hopefully you will laugh your ass off
and if you aren't...welp I dont know
“Who tf summoned an alpaca?!?” Dean yelled, the bowl of cereal he once held now on the floor spilling milk and coco puffs.
“Shit I said santa NOT ALPACA,” you ran into the kitchen, sliding across with socks. You grabbed the doorway, pushing yourself off it in order to slide back into frame.
“I thought we said no magic in the bunker!” Dean stood frozen watching as the cute creature ate out of his bowl. “Awww come on man I was going to eat that,” Dean groaned, “that was the last serving.”
All of a sudden a fluttering sound came from behind you, “I thought there were extinct already,” said a deadpan voice.
“Great, Y/n you brought an alpaca back from the dead next thing you know i’m going to see the good dinosaur in the tub.” Dean rolled his eyes as Cas approached the alpaca.
“To be fair…” you tried to find an excuse, “yeah I don’t got anything,” you shrugged your shoulders, “sue me.”
“I shall ride this to the supermarket.” Cas flipped the bottom of his trench coat trying to hop on top of the animal.
“Isn’t that animal cruelty,” Dean raised his eyebrow, which was completely ignored with sarcastic “bark bark” from Cas.
“I call shot gun,” you darted towards the alpaca in excitement, you totally forgot to look where you were going and just like humpty dumpty - down you went.
“OH FUCK-“
Before Dean or Cas could catch you, Sam walked in, “so I found the- what the fuck did I just walk in on?”
In front of him was Cas on an alpaca who was eating off the cereal on the floor. Dean with a plastic spoon in a fighting position, and you on the floor limbs up like a dead cockroach.
All Sam could do was open and close his mouth before muttering “I’m sorry I was even born,” before leaving the room.
You managed to reach for one of the alpacas hooves and felt her soft fur underneath your fingertips.
“We should name him Pooshie.” You smiled, the alpaca closed her eyes as she leaned into your touch. She was so cute and fluffy.
“No.” Dean looked at you like you were crazy.
“What do you mean- no?” You looked back at him in shock.
“I mean no, would you like me to say it in French?! Oui No!”
Cas tilted his head, his eyebrows furrowed, “I don’t think you used that-“ “Shut up Cas.”
“She is not going to make a mess, please Dean, please.” You looked at him with puppy dog eyes. “I promise she-“
And what do you know, the alpaca happened to projectile puked just as Sam walked back through the door.
The room went quiet as all eyes looked at Sam.
“Don’t you dare.” Sam closed his eyes, taking a deep breath. “I should have stayed dead.”
“Okay maybe we can keep the tiny giraffe.” Dean smirked, watching Sam waddle out of the kitchen never to return back as long as the stupid animal was there.
“ITS AN ALPACA!”
“Yeah well it’s a health hazard but as long as it doesn’t eat my food anymore then it can stay with you.”
You jumped up from the floor, quickly lurching towards Dean with a hug. “I promise that Pooshie won’t make anymore mess.”
Dean patted your back, “well you might want to get the bucket and mop.”
“Oh great.” You turned around to see Cas holding his trench coat in disgust.
“This creature urinated on me.”
Yeah, umm maybe a pet Alpaca was not the best choice.
Tagged by.... Well I wasn’t really tagged but I also was.. sort of? LMAO, anywayssss tagged by: @bobawithpomegranate bc you said “if you see this, you’re tagged.” so well here ya go! I saw it and I did it 😋
>> 𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐓 15/20
baby pink | iridescent | glitter is always a good option | no bra | minimalistic tattoos | cherry patterns | sweet scented perfumes | wearing generous amounts of blush | doodling hearts | getting excited to pet an animal | fun nails | rewatching old barbie movies | hair sticking to glossed lips | heart shaped sunglasses | taking pictures of the sunset or sunrise | stuffed animals | protecting nature | stickers everywhere | teen movies | the light rain that falls from a clear sky at the beginning of the night |
>> 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐀𝐂𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐀 14/20
neutral tones | masculine outfits | studying languages | worn down copy of books | grey skies | turtleneck sweaters | loose fitting pants | hair tied with a silk ribbon | trying to remember a cool difficult word you read somewhere to use in a convo | thick belts | minimal makeup | windows fogged by rain | vintage jewelry | blouses with cuffed sleeves | reading a murder mystery and trying to solve it | oxford style shoes | sweater vests | subtitled old movies in a language you don’t speak | leaves crackling as you walk | annotating books to express your emotions about the story |
>> 𝐄𝐃𝐆𝐘 8/20
closet full of dark clothes | fishnet tights | makeup sweating off | neon signs | searching for unknown songs | chokers | band tees | doodling on old converses | finding smoking aesthetically pleasing but not doing it | weird humor | accidentally very dramatic | dim lights | layered outfits | chain belts | chipped nail polish | messy hair | low quality pics | piercings | combat boots | scribbling on desks |
>> 𝟕𝟎’𝐒 11/20
colorful wardrobe | doodling flowers | wearing short shorts | using a bikini top or bra as a normal top | listening to ABBA | flowers in your hair | DIYing everything | jamming to songs alone in your room | drunkenly telling your friends you love them | patterned bandanas | mid heeled shoes | messy braids | flared sleeves | walking barefoot on grass or sand | bold sunglasses | the good kind of tired you get after doing something you enjoy for hours | feeding stray animals | fun patterned socks | room decorated with succulents and other plants | likes to go roller skating or skateboarding |
>> 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐏𝐘 𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐔𝐀𝐋 8/20
collared clothes | drinking juice out of a champagne glass | getting excited to see the met gala looks | thick headbands | small pastel cardigans | making your friends take your ootd pics | plaid mini skirts | tweed two pieces | watching reality tv to pass time | frilly tops | watching old hollywood movies | academically driven | long manicured nails | new year’s eve fireworks | colourful tights | layered golden jewelry | yearns for luxury brand items | decorating your room with fairylights | cursive and neat handwriting | lace details |
Okay, for some reason I’m not that surprised lmao. I guess it was a given but still wanted to check hahahaha
Tagging: @randombtsprincessa (is this my first time tagging you instead of the other way around?🤭), @lucid-mins, @kimtaehyung84, @ssugadaddyy, @an-annyeoing-writer and anyone who sees this😊