#whaleyvlogs

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me: I lost my necklace chain.

Whaley: what. how. do you wear it?

me: no, it's just gone. [searching through drawers]

Whaley: I don't understand. That's not even possible. I'm sure it's like two feet away from your bed or som--

me: [holds up necklace chain I found two feet from my bed]

Whaley: 

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Me: Te gusta el domino?

Whaley: YES

Me: We--

Whaley: Wait are we talking about the game or the pizza because I don't really like the game but I love the pizza.

12.13 AM 2/22/13

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Me: I want to wake up early tomorrow and make some macaroni. I'm really feeling macaroni and cheese.

-later-

Whaley: [screaming because some game idk actually lol]

Me: CHILL

Whaley: YOU NEED TO CHILL. WOW, you're the one waking up tomorrow at like 6 am just to make some macaroni. That's like crazy cracker status, you know that right?

12.50am 2/21/13

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I'm just pointing things out and mimicking. That's all.

Whaley at 1:41 AM (2/22/13)

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-Whaley at 2 am 2/8/13

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I made this for u. mwah luv u

[ehdumblo]

One time I wrote a story...

     Max walk into the room. He was wearing a yellow shirt. He was wearing blue jeans too, but not normal ones like REALLY blue blue jeans. The room wa dark. Max turned on the light that was a few inches from the door because that is usualy where light switches go. SUDENLY, max hear a growel. He turn to look at the bathroom and see Mary who is his girfreind on the floor. He rushed over to Mary, not checking for any sighn of dangerous. SUDENLYAGAin, a tiger jump out of the tub with teeth. It grab max in its claws and mouthe, then unHINGES IT WHOLE JAW AND SWALOW MAX ALIVE WHOle. Mary wake up from her shock to see MAX BIENG EATED. SHe faint and make a really good desert for tiger later. Tiger go on to live happy LONG life because it is a tiger andf they always do. He alsofinds a wife and they have tiger babbys, but the wife tiger is afraid of his "mail member" and needs invertro fetusalization to have kids. THis makes tiger sad because he love his wife, but she doesnt want to intimacy with him. They see a counsellor, who sais that wife tiger has traumatic experiences with men tigers in her childhood. She is the hipnotizes ansd remembers when her uncle was weird with he at theyre beCHhouse onse. She crys, but them she and male tiger are able to work throguth the pain ansd they eventuallycan be the intimate with each other again. Happily evar after. THE END