#what an understatement

[sweetchcolate]

just a little bit unfavorable??

[biodome-creature]

I wish I had a husband that loved me...

[vexic929]

bestie, after watching a summary of The Flash: Eobard's kind of a dick isn't he

[christopher-bryant]

died on the job. got better.

[actressinyourbaddream]

“are you excited for reputation?”

me:

[notringwinner]

tfw the father you haven’t heard from in 18 years calls your brother at work and it’s not even to check up on the children he left behind it’s to ask his ex-wife for information on their divorce so he can obtain custody of some other children he apparently wants to stick with for once

[yuyu-bi]

i literally screamed at the oh boy 😭😭😭😭 i’ve never used chatgpt before this is so funny i was just curious 💀💀

i made it more personable but lmaoooo i kinda love this it’s so weird that it treats it like a terrible breakup or smth this great

[liferemains]

6 laps around my house/yard is a little more than 1 mile. Seeing as the ground is very uneven and quite hilly I consider that more of a work out than walking down the road and back.