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Robin is both Babygirl and Malewife material
((GOD ANON YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST BRAIN. YOU ARE CORRECT
wanted to get some fic out before i’m gonna be gone all weekend after i haven’t really done anything this week but oof.
oof the brain.
Petition to change “Still a better love story than Twilight” to “Still a better ending than Supernatural,” effective immediately.
Thank you
Tonight on Supernatural, Billie is the Audience and the Writers waste forty minutes to have one important scene.
Or, how Supernatural decided that we’ve got time for another Monster of the Week with Four Episodes Left in the Show.
1) This is another high quality Monster of the Week episode. If only it was Episode seven of some other season and not Episode 16 out of 20 of the final season #Storytelling
2) Scary shit is scary. This isn’t going to be like @malmuses new Mer!Cas fic right?? Dean lying to Sam is worse. Lying to his face and lying by omission. I thought you were better than this Dean. I thought you had grown and moved past this Dean. #Regression #WhatCharacterDevelopment
3) Maybe it’s just as frustrating for Dean as it is for us. Dean wants to move forward but he’s stuck doing monster of the week episodes on the hamster wheel and so are we.
4) Billie says what the audience is thinking: “Working a case? Now?” #PREACH
5) Billie: “I need to know you’ve got your house in order” *facepalm* His house is not in order. It’s the furthest thing from order. Does she have another plan for him? Is he meant to die and Sam to live? Is that why he has to square everything away?
6) “I’ve seen this movie before” Yeah Dean, so have we #HorrorMovieRules #ItsDangerousToGoAlone #TakeCas
7) "You tell the truth more, because you know that lies don't make anything better" #AreYouListening
8) Fuck you John Winchester #JohnWinchestersA+Parenting
9) Sam: “What the hell Dean. I thought we were past stuff like this” #IThoughtSoToo “I knew you couldn’t handle it” #FUCKYouDean “You don’t get a choice.” #JustDrive #JackWinchester #SacrificialLamb That’s your son!
10) Drag Me Away (From You). The monster dragging people away. Billie dragging Dean away to die? Dean dragging himself away from Sam so that Sam can live? Dean being dragged on the Hamster wheel that is his life, away from the one he wants? Away from himself? Away from Castiel? #Destiel
11) There isn’t enough time to wrap up an entire show if you’re not into the #Endgame at this point. We should be in pain at this point, and not because it’s dragging but because it’s emotionally compromising!
Four left. I’m starting to lose hope. This show might just go out with a whimper instead of a bang.
That is all.
Okay, so I suddenly got a surge of inspiration for a meta post about the finale of supernatural. I know it’s been like a whole month, I just cannot get over this steaming shitpile.
First, let’s talk about the finale, because that was embarrassingly bad for a million different reasons, the biggest one being character development.
Almost every single one of the characters got the same ending they would have gotten if the very first episode hadn’t happened.
Dean Winchester
Dean daddy’s-blunt-instrument Winchester went out swinging, as he always wanted. Right?
I personally think that Dean never really wanted that, that it was part of John Winchester A+ parenting, that because John said that’s what hunters do, hunt until they get killed, he thought that was the only way he was allowed to go out. But, over the years Dean learned that was not true, that hunters could get out if they wanted, like Jesse and Cesar, (who are important to Dean’s character in other ways (see also: dean is bi) and a lot of the ghostfacers.
However, since the writers wanted to “go back to the roots of the show” by making it about Sam and Dean and their toxic co-dependency, even though that hasn’t been an issue in years, as shown by the meaningful connections they both made to others, like Castiel, Eileen, Charlie, Bobby, Jo, Claire, and so many others, they killed him off the way he wanted when the show was still solely about two brothers, saving people, hunting things, the family business.
If supernatural is all about family, and family don’t end in blood, why did they erase everyone who wasn’t blood? Why was the only moment they mentioned Dean’s best friend, and his son an off-hand remark, flat and meaningless, directly followed, and diminished even further, by Sam pieing Dean in the face? Was that supposed to be funny? Practically the only reason spn was still so loved by so many people was because of the characters and their bonds, and the humor, and the only pathetic excuse for humor was that? It was a big fuck you to everyone who invested time in this show, beautifully in theme with the rest of the episode. A+ for consistency guys!
Dean Winchester, who cried everytime Cas almost died?
Dean Winchester, who was worried sick every time Castiel didn’t respond to his calls or prayers, knowing full well he can take care of himself?
Dean Winchester, Castiel’s absolute best friend in the whole universe? That Dean Winchester didn’t talk, think, cried, mourned Castiel who confessed his love for him to save him?
That fact alone is way worse than the bury your gays trope they pulled.
Castiel
Controversial opinion time, because IF they had written in the grief (especially Dean’s, because knowing him, he would have survivor’s guilt, and blame himself) everyone would have gone through after his death, it would be kind of okay.
Obviously, you need some explanation behind this batshit crazy statement. Understandable, really.
He died in a very in-character way in my opinion.
Think about it, Castiel, who has always shown his emotions, his love through self-sacrifice, and thus said “I could go with you” when Dean was a bomb to destroy the Darkness, offering to die for nothing, besides to bring Dean comfort, simply because he doesn’t know any other way to show his love, died, confessing his love so that Dean wouldn’t die at the hands of Billy, but instead favouring Superhell for all eternity.
His death was character development, because he learned in that moment that he could say it out loud, but only due tot he fact that it would help Dean.
But then they just didn’t mention him again in a way that had any real emotional impact on anyone, characters or fans.
And worse, in heaven they, as they did with all the other characters, you guessed it, they erased all character development :D
Cas was in heaven, doing his holy duty, the exact same way he would have ended up had he not met and fallen in love with Dean Winchester. (God I love being saying that knowing no one can say it isn’t true)
It was obvious though that Bobby knew something about their ‘profound bond’, but that was not something we can credit the writers for, because it was due to Jensen Ackles’ and Jim Beaver’s fantastic acting.
Sam Winchester
Sam Winchester got the apple pie life, had a son, who he raised to hunt and a faceless blond wife.
The strangest thing to me was his son. Sam, who was raised into hunting and - rightfully - resented his father for it, so why would he do that to his own son? It does not make sense.
My second point is very subjective, so you may disagree.
I my opinion, Sam never really wanted the apple pie life. I think Dean was the one who wanted a family, and normalcy - as much as that is possible with Castiel obviously.
I hear you say Sam went to college because he didn’t want to be a hunter.
Well, I disagree. I think he went to college, because he knew he could, and he knew it would make John mad. I think he did it out of rebellion.
Why, you ask? Sam was always the one who was better at hunting. He was always more like John than Dean has ever been. Dean is portrayed as more violent but that has another meaning, which is a story for another time.
Sam like hunting more as well, but he didn’t like hunting with John, because he was an abusive asshole, and Sam had the chance to rebel, to be selfish, because of Dean. Dean dropped out of high school to work, because he needed to provide for Sam. Dean tried so hard to be he perfect soldier for his dad, so Sam wouldn’t have to be.
Dean worked all his childhood to create an environment for Sam where he had the option to be selfish, but Sam returned to hunting anyway, but it wasn’t for his dad. It was for revenge. Now, let me ask you; if Sam truly disliked hunting, if he really wanted to go to law school, wouldn’t he just have returned later?
He could have, but he didn’t, because he does love it, just as his father did. And when Dean was in purgatory, he had a girlfriend, a dog, a normal life, but he didn’t even hesitate to get back to hunting when Dean came back.
Dean though, Dean wanted the house, the family, the kids. And he tried to get it. But he got pulled back into the life and left Lisa because he had no other choice.
And, most importantly, if Dean never went to get Sam in college, and Jess was never killed, his life would look the exact same. He would one day stumble across a ghost and get back into the life, and die of old age, with a blonde wife we know nothing about and a kid.
I still have one tiny question.
Why the hell was John Winchester, abusive and absentee father, in heaven? Why?
Let me tell you when Midnight killed Alyssa, I CACKLED. Highlight of the fucking season. Sorry Alyssa, you dont get to nearly cause an apocalypse (because you get brainwashed easy) without some blowback.
What should have happened to Ghost...
Why in the name of all that’s good didn’t Jon just pass ownership of Ghost over to Sansa before he left instead of sending him north with the Free Folk, away from his home? Regardless of whether he “belongs in the true north”, Ghost was born south of the wall and was raised at Winterfell- it’s his home for Christ’s sake.
Also, Sansa lost her direwolf and Ghost has just more or less lost his owner (because let’s face it the Jon Snow we knew is well and truly dead at this point), so at least that would come full circle.
man dabi is probably my fave villain right now,