#what does that even mean...

[saviourkingslut]

walking down the street hearing some british guy say 'did you know dutch male penises break off inside' normal day in amsterdam

[spacedkey]

you know you're fucked when you start thinking "blorbo would LOVE percussive maintenance"

[yosoystark]

[takitime-blog]

I didn't shower this morning, and my girlfriend walked up, said I smell like boy, and walked away. 

[harryingrey]

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[strawberrymoonsault]

Antonio “contrary to popular belief, i don’t find corn dogs any good” Cesaro

[snowvic]

Guy: I know you're good with computers, can you tell me if it's safe to turn mine on or if it's too cold?

Me: 👀👀👀👀 *what the fuck*

[diamondsareapearlsbestfriend]

some people are really nice but have awful blogs

some people have good blogs but are massive dickwads

and then there's me