#what idek

[yther]

benny the drill hates histamines

[porterworlds]

Is tom riddle's handwriting the same as Hermione?

[enfranchisement]

me nd my skelton gf

me: bb ur so skinny ! her: im a skelton me: so skinny..... . . .

[galacticblob]

There are now two porn blogs following me. I don't understand, what is it about my blog that makes you think "him this would be perfect for my porn stash". Is it all the Troyler stuff I post? Bc if it is, I totally understand

[rome-liesarchive-blog]

{ AU BWAHAHA}

(assuming this is the so meme xD)

Send me “So…” to hear what my character would say to yours after casual sex.

COLLAGE AU

"So what?" 

Kat was no stranger to the one night stand but apparently this guy was. What had he said his name was? Simon or something like that. She thought she might sort of recognize him from the neighborhood when they were kids but she couldn’t be sure and the alcohol had made her thoughts thick and slow. 

She checked the clock on the bedside table: 05:37,she still had a few hours to go till she had to be up to actually do anything and to be honest she could probably skip most of it while she slept off the alcohol and subsequent inevitable hang over. 

Moving further under the covers she gave Simon a quick once over. He wasn’t bad looking, not really, but that didn’t exactly matter anymore. With a sigh she pulled the covers closer and closed her eyes.

"Go back to your dorm or not, I really don’t give a fuck but I’m going to sleep," a pause, then an added afterthought, "the bathroom’s to the right if you’re gunna hurl." 

[deliciouscustard]

[maytheswanbewithyouarchive-blog]

Damma.

                 the BᄂӨӨD ran --                                            Tнє souls н є α ℓ є ∂ 

[loushol-blog]

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