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whatevers-2009
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❛Ohmyglob, you shaved your upper lip!!❜
{ whatevers-2009 }
"This might be a bad time... Is it important?"
whatevers-2009 liked for a starter.
"So then I said to him ' hey, it's not like you were using your mind any- how, jeeze' , am I right?."
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❝ AGHHH--?! Why are you so...so... --HIDEOUS!? ❞
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☆ ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! ACCESS: ALICE, LSP, KIM
[ ♡ ] Say, do you believe in love at first sight? When I first saw you, girlfriend, I was immediately smitten! What do you think?
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> That's so romantic!
> That's so gross!
> Whatever.
"H-hey, L.S.P., we doing this date or what?"
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His dramatic entrance would've been so cool--if he'd had more flight practice. As it was, coming from nowhere and landing on your backside probably wasn't the way most heroes went. Oh, well.
"Uh..."
The Lumpy Space Princess burst through the doors of the Candy Kingdom laboratory and sat herself down on a stool besides its princess. "Oh my glob, PB! I went to Rock Kingdom Hospital for a check-up and junk today, and that skunk Doc Princess lumping yammered at me for not eating a 'balanced diet'! Like, who the lump does she think she is?! She's not even a princess! And besides, I can totes balance a can of beans on my head!”
| ♥ | Bonnibel skimmed over her lab report on connectoids, biting her lower lip and tapping her pen against the paper one last time before flipping it over to the ink-side and singing B. Bubblegum at the bottom.
Just as she was going to file the report with the rest of its data there was a loud crash and a purple lump flew in.
Slight irritation surged through her forehead. The surprised expression altered to annoyed and then what came out as pained but was actually pity.
"LSP, that’s not really what a balanced diet is."
This gurl was gon learn today.
She sighed and then stood, placing her current (nearly finished) task down on her desk, putting it off for only a little while longer.
The princess/teacher walked over to the other side of the room, pulling her projector into place and then preparing it. The machine hummed and whirred as the cooling fan inside began to run.
"Could you get the light switch please?"