#whatthehellbrain

[profoundmiracletimemachine]

Last night I dreamed

Every time I touched my elbows they would scream, and when I woke up I propped myself up onto my elbows and since it was morning time I didn't want them to scream and wake everyone up so I took my arms out from under me and hit my head against the wall.

[pennny-and-dime]

There is a salesman here at the ATT store who is South Asian with a Scottish accent and it's confusing my brain but also kind of arousing?

[macaroniwhistlefox]

When I am watching stuff on the internet, I always get sleepy.

When I actually want to go to sleep, I stay awake half the night.

[sketchingthing-blog]

I had a very weird dream. One big x-over. ._. and that’s just the first part.

[carpenoctemfox]

So my brain thought a great comeback would be"I'll slut a bitch!" My brother and i can't stop laughing... This is why I shouldn't take naps...

[hanni-parks]

I just told my friend to imagine Rocky bald. Like, why would I even tell someone to imagine that? What the hell brain?! I almost had tears coming down my face. I don't want to imagine that ever again. *shudders*

[pom-seedss]

GMing, it infects the brain.

I had a stressful as hell day. Trying to make headway on projects and getting nowhere. Ended up dwelling and being anxious about past, present and future. So, tired and wiped out, I decide to try sleeping. I would like to stop. I've been up a long while on very little food to keep me running (tried to eat, couldn't all day). But what plagues me at this hour? What keeps me from sleeping? More anxious thoughts? More stress? More worry?  No. Just new ideas and thoughts for my gaming group. For the first time ever I'm running a game and have this whole thing planned. The worst part about transitioning from being a writer to being a GM is I have to wait for my players to catch up.  Can it be Thursday now? 

[knockels]

What if my dog is like, hot to other dogs? But by getting her fixed, I gave her some sort of metaphorical herpes that keeps other dogs from thinking she's hot.

Imagine: Fido: Oh, I'd hit that. Spot: I wouldn't. I heard she has herpes it's fixed. Fido: Damn, never mind son.

Should I feel bad for taking a hot dog off the market, or should I feel good for taking my dog away from all the drama the less hot dogs would put her through to try to make her less appealing?