Shit Yamamoto might say (if he were babysitting baby Kyoraku and baby Ukitake)
1. “I see that I am babysitting two fine young babies!”
2. “One of whom seems to have fallen asleep while I was talking, and other who just sneezed so hard he fell over.”
3. “But two fine young babies, nevertheless.”
4. “Come here, Shunsui. You should not sleep on the bare floor. I will put you on your very flowery and pink blanket.”
5. “You seem much happier now.”
6. “Baby Jushiro, are you sick? You are coughing a lot, for a baby.”
7. “Oh, you just want some of this juice? Okay. Have some juice.”
8. “…you did not have to spit it back in my face.”
9. “Or giggle at it quite so much.”
10. “I guess I will be shampooing my beard tonight.”
11. “What are you pointing at, tiny Jushiro? Oh, I see. Shunsui is awake, huh?”
12. “Shunsui, I like your ambition, but that straw hat might be a little big for you right now.”
13. “But sitting in it. That works.”
14. “Why don’t we all color together? We will make it a coloring battle. Let’s see which of you can color the hardest!”
15. “What’s that, Shunsui? You want me to color too? Very well.”
16. “The two of you appear to be coloring together on one page. Are you both competing with me? Two against one, huh? But two are babies. So I guess that is fair.”
17. “Jushiro, you sure like drawing fish, huh? They are very good fish.”
18. “And Shunsui, those are some very good flowers. But what did you draw over here?”
19. “Death shadows, huh? That’s….so interesting.”
20. “Maybe we should do something else. How about a snack?”
21. “No, Shunsui. You can’t have alcohol. Alcohol is for grown-ups.”
22. “Why don’t you just have some candy like Jushiro? See? He really wants to share it with you!”
23. “Oops. Jushiro just coughed himself onto the floor again. But that’s okay. I will pick up the candy.”
24. “Let’s play hide-and-seek! I will count, and you boys go hide. Try to defeat me!”
26. “….Jushiro, did you get so distracted by watching the fish in the fish tank that you didn’t actually hide?”
27. “No, don’t cry, Jushiro! Why don’t you help me find Shunsui?”
28. “No? You don’t want to help me find your friend? That is very loyal of you.”
31. “I may have lost Shusui.”
32. “Shunsui? Shunsui? You have won the game! Come out please!”
35. “WHERE DID YOU COME FROM YOU JUST APPEARED BEHIND ME???”
36. “I-I mean, so well done, Shunsui! You are very good at hiding and at sneaking up behind people!”
37. “I think it is nap time for both you, now. And for me. I am very old.”
38. “Jushiro, are you clinging to my beard because you want to nap on the couch with me? Very well.”
40. “Well now I have two babies sleeping on my beard. I understand. It is very fluffy.”
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