#whattt the hell

[mezzmerizd]

Tango is so fucking cringe what the FUCK do you mean he puts. Sexy music. Over his skin reveal

^^^ loved every second

[laya-snowfeather]

augbh

[ranorikii]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IT WAS

I CAN'T EVEN OOOHH GOD DON'T TALK TO ME

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT IS BEGINNING

STOP IT RIGHT NOW STOPPPPPPP

[itsslivernotsilver]

heyyyy guys guess what i just finished (<-about to throw up)

[aaverageguy]

HELP ONE OF MY OLD FRIENDS IS TRYING TO VISIT NORTH KOREA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[aureoberlinerinn]

learning things abt your early development years down the line that your parents just didn’t tell you like wdym i didnt grow enough in the womb so i was severely underweight and had a slight mental delay. wdym at like 4 i needed a mandatory psychological test bc i was a preemie. wdymmmmmm

[yeoandmoon]

i cant believe i woke up in a start only to immediately get a text from my best friend about the comeback

[alexandreakai-blog]

this is what my texts at five am look like...

me: i just woke up from such a weird dream and i feel like i didn't even sleep.

john: what was it about?

me: i don't know really, there was a military boat thing, and an old japanese woman trying to give me a pie and pointing a gun at me, and then a friend of mine who the police were looking for because it turns out she was a criminal and had lied about everything and then a teen baby started coming out of her mouth and looked like a scene from the ring and before this i was at a house party and had to get ready for work and take a freezing cold shower and people wouldn't stop looking at me. oh, and there were alligators too. and jamaica. and florida. i'm so confused.

john: holy moly!!

me: i know. my brain hurts. and there were loads of thugs at the party.

john: was i there?

me: no, i didn't know anyone in it.

john: not even the japanese lady?