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Have been watching alot of House MD and thinking about Claymore (though that's a constant) and had the most absurd crossover dream in my life.

Teresa was House, Irene was Cuddy, Priscilla was Cameron, Noel was Chase, Sophia was Foreman, and Sid was Wilson.

It was kind of structured like the first part of an average House episode

Teresa (House) and Sid (Wilson) go to the cafeteria. And yes, Teresa does trick Sid into paying for her food. The only table with 2 chairs left has Prisilla (Cameron) and Olivia Wilde.

Sid(Wilson) tries to hit on the new doctor, Olivia Wilde. Teresa (House) tells Olivia not to do it because Sid (Wilson) is a married (to Galk) gay man and it would be homophobic of her to break up a gay married couple and they have just barely gotten the right to marry (I guess the time line is right after it got legalized?) Sid (Wilson) clarifies that he and Galk are bisexual swinger's.

Mind you all I haven't even gotten to her character but my friend who got me into House keeps telling me that I'm gonna love the crazy bitch Olivia Wilde plays. So she's there. Except Olivia decides she doesn't care about Sid and tries to hit on Teresa (House). She tries to hand Teresa her phone number written on a piece of paper but Teresa pretends to get a pager (making the beeping noises with her mouth)

In general Teresa made alot of homophobic (whilst being a lesbian) and sexist ( mostly against men) remarks the whole episode. I guess my brains equivalent to House being the way he is? Teresa says she already has to work with "a whole rotten fruit basket" and skedaddles to her office. By the way she does have a cane but not a limp? The cane is silver with a lion head as the handle.

Teresa heads back to her office which is the same as Houses but the walls were filled with swords and Renaissance paintings of women. Not nudes or anything but vaguely suggestive stuff.

Irene(Cuddy) shows up to her office and throws an apple at her, which Teresa catches. Irene remarks that having apples chucked at you isn't great, isn't it? So why did Teresa throw an apple at patient. Teresa says "you should be asking why the patient at the clinic didn't catch it." And start talking about the patients muscle weakness and lack of muscle control yadda yadda she made the right diagnosis

Olivia Wilde comes in and drops her phone number on Teresa desk and leaves without a word. Irene rolls her eyes and does various exasperated Cuddy motions.

Then Sophia (Foreman) and Noel (Chase). Yes Noel did have a strong Australian accent. Sophia puts a bunch of x rays up on the light box thing and asks Teresa to look. Teresa states she's on lunch. Irene and Noel start looking and are both shocked.

Teresa begrudgingly gets up and looks at the scans and is also shocked. "What kind of little kid ends up with THAT." Sophia states the patient is in a coma.

Irene asks about the parents and Noel says the child is a ward of the state whose parents were killed in a fire the other day, but the kid was found miles away.

It cuts to the patient who is young Clare in a hospital bed with social worker and police officer in the room. Teresa comes in herself and starts talking to Clare even though she's asleep. The cop and social work are weird out and Teresa sasses back that "sorry I'm just crazy, comes with the cane." I'd like to reiterate that Teresa does not at all walk with a limp just has a cool cane.

Irene and Priscilla are doing the lurking thing everyone always does to watch Teresa examine Clare. Irene let's Priscilla know that Teresa has a soft spot for kids, especially orphans.

Teresa starts examining Clare and asks the social worker about her medical history, specifically surgeries. The social workersays she doesn't have anything on record. Then the camera pans to show that Clares chest has fresh operations scars/staples and purple skin.

Then, of all things, the dreams cuts to a Domino's advertisement, which I wake up partway through.

#claymore #house md #what. the hell #this is a brief summary #because the dream felt very long? and there was alot of dialogue #crossover #i guess??

reminder that stone had that on his grinder profile

YES THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF THE SEXUAL INTERESTS OF MY EMPLOYEE

#employee for now #roleplay #SERIOUSLY GUYS #what. the HELL #robotnik #grindr

louis literally loves the fans and interacting with them so much that he’ll be in the venue soundchecking and upon hearing them sing outside the venue will encourage them and listen to them i stan the right man

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just had the most fucked up and violent nap of my entire life

#what. the hell