#wheatspy

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Up at 3am again thinking about rarepairs. Going to die

need to write this instance. I’ll take suggestions

[incel-wheatley]

what is wheatspy 😐

haha 😏 well 😏 wouldn't you like to know 😏

wheatspy is the result of me playing around with the spys ap-sap in tf2 and then coming to the horrible realisation that i think spy tf2 and wheatley portal would b cute together. in the insufferable sense.

and then it kinda spiraled out of my control and now i have an almost fully formed buddy romcom plot for them, which uhm. short summary is that the administrator hires The Hacker (hummun wheatley) for an intel job, and spy has to escort him and make sure he stays alive long enough to do the hacking. problem is that a) wheatley didn't know it was a life-or-death kinda job and oh jesus did you just- did you just stab that guy in the ba- oh my god you did- and b) wheatley kiiiiindaaaa maaaaaybeeee stretched the truth a Little Bit on his job application and MIGHT not actually know how hacking works. or like. computers in general. c) they come to the dawning realisation that the administrator might not be planning on either of them getting out of it all alive. spy already knows his job is to get rid of wheatley once they get the intel, but it does seem like he isnt supposed to make it out either - unless he can find a way to use the intel for bargain? once wheatley gets his hands on it, of course (which he wont, because his idea of hacking is either pressing buttons on the flat part of the computer thing and hoping something happens, or just kicking and hitting it with the same intent)

anyways WOT over, sorry for that

TL;DR: middle aged french man x middle aged brit comedy. thats my sales pitch. ty for coming

[squipdop]

okay but hear me out: wheatspy! it has potential. i mean it.

((wheatley design is from @zimtdraws, who im dragging into this hell with me))

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please, I swear. If I had just a little more motivation I could feed the 5 Wheatspy fans that exist for LIFE