#wheezed

[as1rpa]

[adrasteaeydiate]

WHO ??!!

BEEL PLZ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[gerardwayjigglephysics]

THE MOST EXALTED BOOTY SHORTS

[soapmactavish-blog]

*Slams my 372 inch cock on the table* Hey baby, why don’t we go to bed? *Drops condom as well* Oh no, I dropped the condom for my magnam dong:(

~Love 🍄(aka your husband)

oops! Baby time

[thewaytohellispaved]

Paranormal detective, hmm? What do you do at your made-up job?

Do you feel as if you’re doing a good thing, looking into these delusions?

Ghosts aren’t real. As aren’t eldritch horrors.

- 🦷

I believe this blog is for those who need assistance. If you do not believe in the paranormal despite the daily happenings, I respectfully request that you leave. If you want to know what I do, consider having an actual case for me to look into.

[couchie]

GOT ONE HIT K.O'D N THEY KEPT KICKING MY DEAD BODY

[slaygentford]

im so sorry to tell you this but it wasn't even the first nail she's lost. one is missing in the last scene of ep 1 when lestat is lying on the church floor. praying for her in s2 😔

Praying rn for marquise de shàde……. I genuinely believe btw that if she did ever break a nail in universe it would be defcon fucking one can you imagine the amount of time spent getting into the Mardi Gras drag if a nail or earring was lost it would be over for the whole household and city like you think you have seen drama but you have not seen her 2 min before curtain with a ragged acrylic.