#bahahahahahaha

[fourshords]

N.O.

[tsunamis-for-uzumaki]

This will forever be the funniest post in the entire phandom

[azul-ashengr0tt0]

“Ohhhh, Azuuull,” {Floyd calls out, shaking the jar of glitter he received from one of the Faceless} “I got a special surprise for ya, you know you can trust Floydie >:D.”

{Floyd stills before suddenly whipping around to see Azul trying to quickly turn a corner to avoid him…but he wasn’t going to let the cephalopod get away that easily.}

“C’MERE!!!”

{Floyd sprints around the corner and tackles Azul, dumping the jar of glitter all over the Housewarden. His sharp grin was very present.}

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@floyd-leech-lovesshrimp

FLOYD YOU SON OF A BITCH YOURE GONNA PAY FOR THIS

[supreme-burrito]

Yeah I don’t know about that waiter

[victusinveritas]

[kidspawn]

(bm chapter seventeen snippet or something)

[figarlandfam]

What if...

Garling is in a meeting with the other holy knights and his sons enter the room to ask a question. Garling complies and asks them what question it is. The twins ask how are babies born. Garling is left speechless. The Holy knights are shocked by the sudden question. Garling tries to answer them, but couldn't as he fails to come up with a children friendly alternative(almost loses his mind). Holy Knights such as Sommers, Killingham, etc say that they'll help and tell the answer, but they make the situation even worse as the answers told by them was not children friendly.

Shamrock & Shanks (innocently): How are babies born?

Garling(sweating nervously): Well-Uhhhh...You see...When a man and a woman...get together.... Uhhh...Ummm... there is... lots of love- and uhhh... kisses. And uhh- 'magic' happens?

Shamrock (raises an eyebrow): What kind of magic?

Shanks: Yes, do they use a wand?

Garling (sweats even more nervously)(about to lose his mind): Uhmm.. I guess???... LOOK... there's just.. uhhh.. ummm.. HUGS..YES!... A SPECIAL KIND OF HUG!

Shamrock: What 'special' kind of hug is that?

Shanks: And how do you do that hug?

Sommers (raises a hand): Supreme Commander, if I may?

Garling (grateful): Yes, please go ahead.

Sommers (turns to face the twins): Okay, you see, when a man and a woman get together, a 'special' kind of Love happens. The man, gives the woman his 'special' seeds-

Another Holy Knight: OH MY GOD!

Sommers (continues, unbothered): Then, the woman keeps those seeds 'inside' her, for nine months , after the nine months is up, a baby pops out of her. The end!

Garling: (deeply regrets his life decisions that led to this moment)

Shanks: Wait, so babies and people are PLANTS?!

Sommers: No, babies and people are mammals.

Shamrock: And where do we get these 'special' seeds.

Sommers: Well, the seeds are inside you. But, I guess for you the seeds are not 'fertile' yet since you both are still young.

Shanks: THE SEEDS ARE INSIDE US?!

Shamrock: but how are twins born?

Sommers: Well, the more 'seeds' the man gives the woman, the more babies are born.

Shanks: Wait... so we can have A MILLION BABIES IN NINE MONTHS?!

Sommers: No, biologically thats not possi-

Garling (finally snaps): STOP IT! (Then turns to the twins) and, I will tell you both about it when you both get older.

Shanks: How old?

Garling: ...18?...20?... I DON'T KNOW! BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHEN YOU GET OLDER!

Shamrock & Shanks: Okayyyyy.

Garling (proceeds to unsheath his sword): SOMMERS!

Sommers (jumps out of the window)(runs for his life)(yelling): DON’T BLAME ME! YOU WERE THE ONE WHO ALLOWED ME TO ANSWER!

Garling (begins chasing Sommers with his sword): SHUT UP!

[pomegranate-pancake]

HE MADE A HEART. WITH HIS TEETH