have you seen the food with the Swiss players on it for the World Cup? I feel like Emma, Lexie, and Sam would buy bulk of them
I have and I have never needed a pack of chips more in my entire life.
Do you think they ship internationally? 🤣
Here's how this went in AU world:
Nico- blushed and refused to let Lexi buy anything. Well, attempted. She bought several behind his back while he was distracted with Lucie. He acted like he was super embarrassed but Lexi caught his sweet, little smile as he showed his daughter later in the evening when he was grabbing some chips for himself.
Timo - Lio actually found them first! He was pointing and murmuring dada. Emma was giggling so hard. First, because Lio is so cute. Second because her husband is so hot and she's down bad. There was lots of flirting the rest of that shopping trip which naturally ended with Lio needing to go down for his nap a little early...
Kevin - He went to the store specifically to buy several of himself. Also definitely trolled Timo via text about how much more of a 'snack' he looked than his friend 🤣 Sam had to knock him down a few pegs by showing him a damaged bag that had his face half scratched off. "More like it, no?" Kevin got butt hurt and she had to make it up to him with several smooches in the parking lot.
Hear me out, your big tiddy Adam x my big tiddy Lucifer
#hashtagharvard /j
Oh god. If they slot their big fat sloppy tiddies together they’d be fucking unstoppable.
We could put them both in daisy dukes and bikini tops and make them wash cars for a Hazbin Hotel charity drive. Make them press those sweater puppies right up against the glass like the good lord, Satan, intended.
Would stud and florist Bucky ever swap smartie and petal?
*Stud if Florist tried to get with Smartie* 😂🤣😂
Hehe. No, nonnie, they wouldn't swap. Our roommate would be the grumpier of the two if they all somehow ended up in the same AU and someone suggested swapping partners. Stud adores Smartie, like Florist adores Petal. And our florist would be nice, but firm, when saying no. ❤️💙
do you think any of the men in your AUs care if their girl shaves or doesn’t shave?
Here is how I see that going:
Lexi and Nico: Nah, he is into it.
Timo and Emma: He is not about to let hair get in the way of anything. But Emma keeps it high and tight, so if it's gotten crazy, he is concerned about what's going on with her.
Kevin and Sam: He used to care about stuff like that. But becoming a dad has chilled him out a lot. Fully pulled the uptight out of him and now he's all about the natural flow of things... if you catch my drift.
Connor and Lucie: He doesn't care, but I know he pokes fun at the situation when she hasn't had time to take care of anything. He's about to go in for a feast and jokes about "parting the forest". How she doesn't kill him, idk? But trust me, she thinks he is endearing as fuck even when she is offended.
Mack and David: LMAO. Is there anything she could do that could be a turn off for David? Nope. Okay next 🤭
Savannah and Lio: Early days, yeah. After she brings their daughter into the world, everything about her body he is obsessed with.
Livy and Luca: Hard to gage this one because Livy has always taken care of that. She was raised by Emma Hischier, who loves all the beauty and self-care choices of this modern age. Livy is Ms. Standard wax appointment and would never, ever miss it under any circumstances. That being said, Luca appreciates that and prefers it.
Basically, they all have different approaches, but none of them would turn anything down because of a hairy situation.
A/N: A lil something I cooked up last week that I have been wanting to share with the Meier fam, but also Liv and Luca.
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If Timo Meier gripped his lowball glass any tighter, it would surely shoot through his hands to the ceiling. Whiskey would fly everywhere, covering his expensive attire and causing the exact kind of scene his wife doesn’t like.
He swallows a thick glob of saliva, then brings the glass to his lips to take a measured sip. His blue eyes don’t move from their target. His daughter may be grown, but seeing a hand like that on her makes his stomach upset more than the whiskey bubbling there.
Luca Fiala holds his daughter like he owns her. Possesses her. Timo should know. He has held his own wife’s neck like that and she’s been his for decades now. No question.
But Timo doesn’t feel the need to hold her like that anymore. She’s dripping in diamonds, gold, and designer tags instead. She’s carried four of his children. Plus his latest, massive wedding ring set on her finger doesn’t hurt either.
But Luca doesn’t have his ring on Liv’s finger, or children- thank god, so this is the way he shows who she belongs to. Hands everywhere. One on the back of her neck, then gliding it down to the small of her back. His other hand finds her hand resting on the stem of her wine glass. His fingers filter through hers there making Liv turn to look at him. Her blonde hair breezes over her shoulder and the smile she gives her boyfriend has Timo’s chest aching.
Wow, she looks so happy. It makes pride and joy bloom in his chest, hot and fiery, expanding his rib cage.
He loves his kids. The best thing that ever happened to him was becoming a dad. But something about his daughter, looking that at peace has him releasing the tension in his shoulders from Fiala’s hands. If Luca makes her that happy, he can live with it.
Or will keep learning to.
“There you are.” Emma murmurs, sliding her hand along his stomach as she steps in front of him. She gets slightly onto her tippy toes, brushing her lips across his. “Mmm, I might switch to whiskey. This wine sucks. Bad year for Cabs, but I didn’t feel like I could decline because Lio’s agent gave it to me.”
“You can always say no.” He reminds his wife, floating his blue gaze over her beautiful features. “Anyone gives you trouble, send them my way, baby.” Emma smirks, loving his protective nature.
“I can’t wait to leave. Is that bad? I know we are celebrating our son, but I hate this shit.” She grumbles. “I can’t wait for our family dinner tomorrow tho.” The whole family has gathered in Jersey, celebrating Lio’s long term 8 year contract he just signed with the Devils at a stuffy country club offered up by the team’s owners.
“I agree. Can’t believe we used to do stuff like this regularly. I’m sorry.” Timo snorts into his whiskey glass, knowing these engagements were usually his fault. His blue gaze raises again to his daughter. Luca’s hand is back on her neck. His fingers massage into Liv’s neck, spread wide and consuming on her skin. Timo licks his tongue across his front teeth, drawing his wife’s attention. She follows his gaze. “I don’t love that.” One finger raises off his glass to point in the direction of Liv and Luca.
Emma sighs, stepping herself into his body so her back is to his front. Timo grazes a hand around her waist, settling on her stomach. Emma casually holds his wrist there.
“Remember we are letting Livy live her life.”
“I remember.” Timo confirms. “Doesn’t mean I have to like that.”
“What? I think it’s sweet.”
“Nothing about that touch is sweet.”
“How do you know?”
“Because that’s how I used to hold you in a room full of people I wanted to show you were mine. In every sense of the way.” Emma turns back, lips tilted up at the corners in a sexy smile.
“I miss that.” Timo smirks back at her, then runs his fingers up her spine, dipping into each of the valleys between her vertebrae until a chill rolls through her. His thick fingers grip around her neck, then force her forward as his lips drop to hers. “All you have to do is ask.” He reminds her. Their kiss is hot, tongue swipes and mixing breath making the temperature between them rise. He can’t wait to get back to the Ritz and wreck that fancy bed fucking her.
“Ick.”
“Gross.”
Two separate voices sound in front of them. They’re laced with annoyance and a rounded edge of unbothered that is unbefitting of their words. Emma and Timo break apart, taking in their fully grown twins and their annoyed scowls.
“What?” Timo asks, deadpanned.
“Mom, can we go down to the driving range?” Timo bites his tongue at the way they ask Emma and not him. Their connection with their mom allows them to get away with certain mischief that their dad doesn’t allow. Not because Timo doesn’t love the boys, but something about all that bed rest with them has Emma extra soft with these two.
“Can I see you from here?” She wonders, looking towards the windows on the right.
“Yeah.” They say in unison.
“You lying?” Emma clocks them right away like her husband. “If you’re lying, I’m not going to be happy.”
“Well, you can see part of it from here.” From Timo’s view, it looks like only the net at the end of it.
Emma contemplates, looking over the boys with their big hunched, too cool shoulders and their hands stuffed into their pockets. They don’t want to be here and everything about their appearance says that. It’s why they were given strict instructions to stay where their parents could see them.
“Fine, but drop me your pin. If I see you leaving the grounds, I’m sending the hounds to collect you. They will make a scene. It will be embarrassing.”
“Mom.” Logan grumbles.
A slicing glare from their father ends that quickly.
“Hey.” Timo calls them back as they turn to leave. His thick fingers snap together. “Your mom asked for pins. Drop them before you leave that spot.”
The boys both begrudgingly pull their phones out and drop their location then quickly exit the room. Liam swipes a bottle of white wine that is chilling in a bucket of ice as they escape. At 20, they’ve been drinking for years in Switzerland, but not being able to drink in the U.S. is the biggest source of their irritation for this trip. More than once there were grumbles about why couldn’t Lio have played for a Canadian team.
“Another reason to lay off Livy. She’s the only one who is good.”
“The boys are good… in their own way.”
“Kinda like Luca?”
“No.” Timo scowls. “Baby, I’m telling you, that grip on her is something else.”
“She has someone who utterly adores her. He takes care of her, he worships the ground that she walks on, and lifts her confidence. So what if he has the kinky hold on her? Good for Livy.” Emma slaps his stomach. “Check your face. Your eyebrows are doing the angry thing.”
Liv and Luca turn away from the conversation they had been participating in. As they walk, Luca’s hand remains on the back of her neck. Liv seems comfortable and relaxed, even as his fingers stretch around to the front so they’re stroking her throat. In their own world, they stop there, perfectly in view of her parents to make out, tongues touching, lips barely able to from the smiles on their faces.
When they pull away, Livy’s blue eyes have darkened. They’re wild and untamed like Timo’s tends to be when he’s looking at Emma. Liv rolls her bottom lip into her mouth, a flush rushing up her chest and throat, into her cheeks.
Timo’s stomach sloshes again.
“Your face, Timo.” Emma reminds him.
Fuckin’ Fiala.
The couple continues to walk towards them. When Liv sees her dad’s eyes on her, she skips towards him, then launches herself into his chest.
“We’ve barely talked today.” She sighs, pulling away with a pout on her red lips.
Timo swallows the acid in his chest, letting the happiness of his little girl soothe the parts of him that still hate having to share her.
“We should change that.” He wraps an arm around her to keep her into his side. She rests her head briefly on his chest.
It’s the first time Luca’s hands haven’t been on her tonight.
The two men’s eyes meet and moment of understanding passes between them.
A sign of respect from her newest protector. He knows she is in the best hands now and eases into a relaxed stance, hands in the pockets of his designer slacks.
“Emma, your drink is looking sad.” Luca frowns at Liv’s mom.
“It is, Luca. Come with me?”
“Happily.” He grins. “Livy, do you need anything?”
“Champagne! Then we need to find Lio. Everyone else is hogging him.” Liv sighs.
“Fucking save me.” Lio mutters from behind Timo and Liv.
“Come.” Emma waves her hands at her oldest. “I’ll protect you, Lee.” Lio exhales happily, following after his mother.
“He fits so well.” Liv murmurs of Luca. “A good Swiss man, just like you hoped.” Liv pokes at Timo’s side.
“Mhm. So happy for you, baby.”
“Aw, you almost sound like you mean it now!” She teases him, looking up at him with bright blue eyes. She’s an adult now, but she may as well be forever 10 in Timo’s eyes.
“I’m happy if you’re happy.” He reminds her.
“I’m happy.” She nods. “When he asks to marry me, please let him.” Timo chuckles.
“Anything for you, Livy.”
Timo means that with his whole heart.
Even if it means he has a Fiala for a son-in-law.
If Nico can handle a Wood, Timo can handle a Fiala.
I need your take on the girls doing the “I can’t pay rent this month” trend on the AU boys.
Timo/Emma: Doesn't even look up from his phone. "Okay."
Nico/Lexi: Nico awkwardly laughs and then is rubbing the back of his neck cause like.... Lexi hasn't paid rent in a long time and he sure as heck isn't going to have her start now. Solution? "Two kisses is your rent this month." 🥰
Kevin/Sam: Sam "no free ride, I'm paying rent" Stalock actually has Kevin worried when she says it. But also he thinks this is his time to shine. "I got you, babe." And he's all smirky about it too. Wiggling his eyebrows like he's really got it all figured out.
Connor/Lucie: I'm laughing at this one because I know it is this but it's so not a good look for Connor. His first response is "So call your dad." Second response, a joking "better get out on that corner then." Needless to say, there is a fight. (dumbass)
Luca/Livy: Luca has concerns because he just filled Livy's bank account with fun money and now he's worried he sent it to the wrong place. Regardless, his response is "Baby, stop worrying about rent. Focus on school and your book, okay? I'll take care of everything else."
David/Mack: A man who is always somehow in the know about the trends even though he is barely on social media... picks up immediately on this as a joke. So he says, "It's okay, honey. Last night took care of your portion." 😈
Lio/Savannah: "I already paid the mortgages." Lio waves her off. "We're good. Not your responsibility. What is your responsibility is getting over here and kissing me because I've only gotten one today and I'm a little annoyed by that."
- Nico and Lexi meeting in the Spring, then Nico is gone in Switzerland for the off-season, so Lexi assumes he moved out. When he comes back, Lexi is smiling as she comes out of the mailroom when Nico is getting into the elevator.
"Thought you moved out." She smirks a bit.
"Technically I did." Nico shrugs. "But I'm back for the season."
"I see." Lexi says as the car stops at her floor. "So, back to regularly scheduled programming? 8:15 right?" She asks, tilting her head at him. Nico's lips spread wide.
"It's all a coincidence, Alexis." He teases back.
"Mhm. See you tomorrow, Nico." She says airly as the doors shut between them.
It takes everything in Nico to play it cool. But yeah. He'll see her tomorrow.
- As a small child, Mack goes through a stage where she calls her parents by their names. But she goes full name for her mom, so Alexis. Then she calls her dad Nicolas, assuming Nico is short for something. She greets them with those names one morning before she walks to the pantry to pour her cereal into a bowl on the floor. Nico and Lexi are stunned silent. Mack walks into the living room with her bowl of dry cereal, clicking on cartoons. All Nico can think to say is, "My name isn't Nicolas... And regardless, to you it's dad."
- Timo's favorite summer is the one when Emma is pregnant with Livy. He uses any excuse he can come up with to get Emma in a bikini so he can just stare at her. If he could do it fast enough, he would be putting a pool in the backyard. He is pissed when Fall comes and Emma's bump is hidden under chunky sweaters.
- (you all are gonna wanna stab me for this one) Mack has a cancer scare after routine imaging. It is so difficult for her to have that conversation with David knowing how triggering it is going to be. It turns out to be a benign situation and the flood gates that open from David are hard for Mack to manage, even after being together for 20 years. It's like he is 16 again, losing his mom, with his face buried into Mack's stomach while he sobs.
- Lucie posting a thirst trap Connor took from their vacation and Connor gets ALL up in her comments, publicly praising her entire existence. He's tossing out flames. Begging her to "come to bed." and "Baby #2 in 9 months. Heard it here first." People are screenshotting his comments and it's even getting air time on national sports shows and accounts. The Rangers PR guy is calling him, reminding him to tone it down and Connor is like "absolutely not."
- Lio watching Sav nest in Gracie's nursery after getting off the phone with Mack, David and a brand new Nicky. How real and raw childbirth became for Lio in that moment and how he was pleading for everything to be okay with his wife and their daughter when she joins them. To soothe himself this time, he pulls out the fetal doppler so they can sit in her nursery and be surrounded by the sound of her heartbeat.
-Liv and Luca spend every other night in August and September at the beach with Lena to watch the sunset when she first joins them in California. They roll through to the dorms in Luca's fancy car to pick her up. They're sending pictures to Sam, Kev, and Lena in the group chat. The three of them eat a massive pizza together loaded down with meats and veggies. Then Luca runs up to grab them pints of ice cream while Luca can't remember a time where he was this happy.
