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do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

#no reason really i just only ever see these w the caveat of non-face emojis #and i wanna see what u get when u exclude hands and hearts too #btw mine are:#🐈‍⬛🍔🎉🏳️‍🌈🔪

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

#Me Fein #There is a terrifying worldwide shortage of people who know how to identify bramble/blackberry species.#We haven't sorted out dandelions yet #Or nettles #Getting to know your neighbours changes your life #You're no longer alone! Rubis fruitcosus is there.#Plus if you're under 40 you will suddenly be admired and lauded by old ppl who share your hobby and thought no one gave a shit anymore #Botany #Plants #When u write things about botany you can be assured they will be read by weirdos for centuries to come #Or if the text is lost itd loss will be mourned by weirdos for decades to come

u know besides the million other reasons i hate generative ai i also refuse to use it bc i dont trust anything being pushed on me this hard. why does every company desperately want me to get on the bandwagon. whats in it for you. whats in it for me. if ur pushing this shitass product into my life so intrusively u must have nefarious intentions. i dont trust anything being shilled like this

#edit: if ur about to leave a comment implying op is asking stupid questions and doesnt actually know the answer #THESE QUESTIONS ARE RHETORICAL. these are questions i ask myself when smths sus and i have had rhe answers for ages now. its rhetorical #feel free to discuss but if ur gonna imply that op (me) is a dumbass who somehow doesnt know this im blocking u #Oh everyone and everything wants me to use it? Well im not #x

#I hope this is the first image u see when u open the app #🐓

best part about silksong is that some redditor got so furious at people suggesting they reset their mental, take a breather, etc, that they felt compelled to draw this in what I can only assume was a state of blinding rage

#yeah and whatd u do while u were drawing this?#some sort of time away from something frustrating so you can apply what u learned when less frustrated?

Au where nobody tells 10 year old Damian who Jason is. And the way they talk about him, Damian just assumes Jason is like a raccoon or something.

Damian: Grayson, why does Pennyworth leave food on the counter every night?

Dick, on his phone, not even paying attention: Oh, that's for Jason.

Damian: For 'Jason'?

Dick: Yeah. Sometimes he sneaks into the kitchen at night, so Alfred started leaving food out for him.

Damian, confused: I've never seen anyone here.

Dick: Well he doesn't always come. And last time, Bruce caught him crawling through the window and scared him away so, who knows when he'll show up again.

Damian, definitely thinking of a raccoon: So then Pennyworth is feeding a random stray that crawled out of God knows where?

Dick, annoyed: He's not a 'random stray', Damian, he's family, and he has been living in this house for way longer than you have.

Damian, trying to remember how long do raccoons live for:

Damian: I hope he doesn't die soon.

Dick: ????!!

*Later that night in the Bat-cave*

Tim, typing away in the computer:

Damian: Drake. Have you ever met Jason?

Tim: Uh. Stupid, annoying and looks like a skunk? Yes, why?

Damian, picturing a mix between a racoon and a skunk:

Damian: Is he friendly?

Tim: Well, the first time I met him, he attacked me, so...

Damian: Hmm... What did you do to provoke him?

Tim: What did I do to– Bitch–

Tim: Nothing! He just didn't like me taking 'what was his', or something.

Damian, nodding: You invaded his territory.

*The next day*

Damian: Father, when do you think Jason will visit again? I want to meet him.

Bruce: Um. I don't know, Damian. He doesn't come here often.

Damian: Why?

Bruce: Because he lives somewhere else.

Damian: Why doesn't he just live here with us instead? He would be safer.

Bruce, wincing: I don't think he would like that, Damian. He's not confortable here.

Damian: But, maybe if I befriend him I could convince him to stay.

Bruce, sighing: I don't think so, Damian. You have to respect his space.

Damian: Oh...

Damian: I hope he doesn't get rabies

Bruce: ???!!

#Racoon Jason Au #damian wayne #batman #batfam #jason todd #bruce wayne #dick grayson #tim drake #batfamily #Side note: I hate when you get attacked by a dog and bitches are like 'what did u to them' nothing tf

"[character] has never done anything wrong in their life ❤️" as in a hyperbolic joke expressing that the character is sweet and kind and i love them, vs "[character] has never done anything wrong in their life ❤️" as in i’m absolutely lying through my teeth while a long list of their crimes plays behind me like film credits

#and i love them too.#eg janine teagues from abbott elementary (genuinely sweet) vs root from person of interest (i am lying).#actually the janine/gregory ship vs root/shaw lol.#a very lovable cute couple with an idealistic romance plot vs my emotional support doomed toxic yuri.#the two opposite ends of the characters/ships i love lol.#or maggie from leverage (i just think she’s neat) vs parker leverage (uhh ignore the near-murders & stabbing & theft &&&…..).#but what i NEVER mean by saying stuff like ‘she’s never done anything wrong’ is that the character is literally a perfect person.#bc that’s pretty much never true of anyone ever. it’s always at least hyperbole.#just the 2020s way of saying ‘cinnamon roll’ when u think about it…#wren speaks #abbott elementary #person of interest #leverage #see also: ‘they’ve suffered more than jesus’ (has actually suffered unfairly poor thing) vs ‘they’ve suffered more than jesus’ (and they #fully caused like 95% of their own suffering themselves but shh shhhh ignore that part!).#eg parker leverage (childhood trauma) vs sophie leverage (cannot stop lying for funsies & pathologically incapable of apologising).#blorbo #the character