#where am

[muvana]

via Giphy

[avantegarda]

feanorian superhero headcanons from the vaguely Umbrella Academy-inspired au that I'll never write but I like to think about sometimes when I'm having a bad day

No. 1/Maedhros/"The Shield": Has a high level of immunity to his family’s powers, and is a master of forcefields. Both of which come in handy when your main job is to keep your younger brothers from coming home in pieces.

No. 2/Maglor/"The Voice": When he talks or sings at a certain frequency, can make people do almost whatever he asks (used this power as a child to make his brothers give him their desserts). Also can scream at up to 300 decibels which is exactly as painful as it sounds.

No. 3/Celegorm/"The Arrow": Able to communicate with animals and has perfect aim with pretty much any weapon. Think Hawkeye meets Chaotic Disney Princess.

No. 4/Caranthir/"The Glare": Can and will shoot lasers from his eyes when upset. Is always upset.

No. 5/Curufin/"The Magnet": Manipulates metal. Pretty much Magneto. I don’t know what you guys want from me here.

Nos. 6&7/Amrod and Amras/"The Mirrors": Communicate with each other telepathically and, if that isn’t annoying enough, can also project multiple images of themselves around a room to confuse enemies. Think trying to tell just the two of them apart is the worst thing? Thing again friendo.

And how can we forget their mother Nerdanel aka "The Boulder" (who is, in essence, an earthbender) and their father "The Flame," who is basically this:

Yeah

[sometimeslifeisjust]

Sometimes life is just being very lost in skyrim honestly

[horrificsmut]

SR IV LP Ep. 1 (lbr)

Michael decides he’s gonna use this alone time with Geoff to prove that he’s SUPER PROFESSIONAL and not deeply and just ridiculously in love with his boss, hasn’t been looking forward to this for the year and a half since the game came out. And Geoff is like slightly off-put, he’d expected lots of flirting and sucking up, but he’s ok with being professional—and Michael won’t admit it but he’s slightly sad that Geoff didn’t egg him on and ok, maybe it wouldn’t be the BIGGEST deal to flirt a little—and hell, Geoff had really thought Michael would revive the old tradition of post-SR-LP blow jobs, maybe he’d thought about that too much over the past few weeks, but he guesses with the new office and Michael being married and the team being bigger maybe it’s not gonna be the same—and Michael’s thinking hell, what’s the harm anyway, remembering suddenly how much he loves playing games just with Geoff, getting that undivided attention for an extended period of time—and Geoff’s getting a little wistful as they’re closing out the first episode, doesn’t notice the other guys leaving and shutting the office door behind them, getting a little nostalgic for the old days with Michael—and they shut down the episode and he moves to take his empty glass to the kitchen when there’s a hand on his thigh and a lovely face looking up from between his knees and he can barely breathe “you remembered, huh,” before Michael’s asking “what the fuck kind of question is that?” and palming Geoff through his jeans.

[gold-mastermind]

Does anyone else scream "I called it!" during a show that use to be unpredictable  

[cytosaul]

[gynandromorph]

WHAT IF I HAVE SCHIZOPHRENIA

WHAT IF EVERYONE AROUND ME IS FACILITATING IT ON PURPOSE JUST TO FUCK WITH ME AND GET ME INSTITUTIONALIZED