#which is everyone

[yfexsexg]

I couldn't marry a man

[vroomdutch]

everybody is a max verstappen fan first and everything else second

[anxiouslittlecarrot]

Happy Tumblr Live Death Day to all and to all a good night

[cherrychouchou]

i've never reblogged a text post or a meme not bc of the aesthetic... i just don't want my mutuals to find someone funnier than ME on MY blog

[iwishtocountthestars]

Spyscrapper peeps stop giving me THOUGHTS I want to finish something not start ten or twenty more somethings

[oysters-aint-for-me]

last night bj caught a mouse while i was watching the show trial and error. it happened to be during a scene in which the town’s third-best pet psychic was visiting the accused murderer’s home to interview his dog as a witness and a wonderful coincidence happened

(WARNING: the following video contains footage of a rodent in distress! please know that shortly after the end of this video, said rodent was able to scurry into one of my shoes, and i carried it in said shoe outside, where i covered said shoe in a bunch of leaves to keep said rodent warm!)

(preemptive apology for the state of my house: yes i know the floor is messy, yes i know i am in my 30s and should be better at this, sorry, im in the middle of finals and my cats are rambunctious rascals who don’t like things to be on surfaces and i’m mentally ill, what do you want from me.)

[kivorb]

SHE CAME HOMEEE