#which is it

[makaira-art]

Shitposting about Robert Dispatch again

(Blanket permission for any voice actors/writers to go ham. People have been begging for the latter)

Inspired by this post:

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[Robert sighs, taking off headset, and slumps in his dispatching chair]

Flambae, walking over to Robert’s desk and leaning over with one hand on the back of the chair: puppy want a treat?

Robert, sliding hand down face tiredly: puppy want a fucking break from it all

Robert, tilting his head and opening his eyes: … ?

[camera pans out to Flambae pointing at Beef on Robert’s desk]

Flambae: … I was talking to Beef.

[Beef barks]

[Z-team over comms]

Invisigal: Robert oh my god I’m crying

Prism: ha HAAA get it bestie

Waterboy: con— um, congrats?

Flambae: SHUT THE FUCK UP

inspired by: image of tumblr post that reads “anonymous asked: puppy want a treat? reply by infectiouspiss: puppy want a fucking break from it all”

[goatedgreen]

lollll "we arent anything" LOL okay... but you wanted to see him one last time? to say goodbye? and let everyone know youre leaving?????? that seems like very "something" behaviour to me man, idk.

[trobedarchive]

they cancelled doctor who. the last pillar of superwholock just fell. what now

[catthlaf-alt]

Jay fledgeling that hangs out next to the tray feeder. Still has its baby fluff

[overthegullible]

maybe next time

[jamieannmason]

Yikes, my fyp is filled blowjob porn and text posts.. Either the universe is taunting me, or those men need to date someone who likes to suck dick..

[schwarmerei1]

Reports of Oscarmark divorce greatly exaggerated…Mark was in Bahrain for testing. See video at around the 8:40 mark.

I was correct about Mark keeping all the white crew socks tho…

Edited to add: I am wrong - this is from 2025. The divorce is still ON.