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Robert R @.user5318008 replied to your tweet:

@.flambaeonfuego Thanks for defending my honor, but I think I’m okay losing this one.

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Your art good as hell. Could you draw Robert in the “i lived, bitch” meme

he lived!!!!!!!!!!

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dispatch shitposts: pt. 6

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I think the commonly held idea in the flambert fandom that flambae is consistently fumbling over how to confess to robert is SO funny because he is canonically a giant flirt, like if my memory doesn’t fail me he says in game that the longest time he went without a date was about a week. he can and HAS pulled multiple times, which makes the idea that he absolutely fails at flirting towards robert even funnier. and it’s not even that he can’t, he’s very suave and charming in nature, and I’ve already stated he’s been in many relationships— it’s just that he REFUSES to believe that he’s into Robert Robert the Third.

like he KNOWS how to pull. he’s extremely charismatic, so how come he can’t use any of that innate charm he’s held up until this point??? and the humiliation he feels in knowing he’s into ROBERT ROBERTSON, a depressed white boy narc, is just compounding everything. like no, the annoying bitch boy dispatcher ISNT making him nervous, and he CAN get him if he wants to, and he does know how to pull, he swears it—

#insert photo of robert sittin at his desk minding his own business while flambae hovers over him full on feral on the urge of throttling hi #dispatch #mechaflame #flambert #flambae x robert #dispatch shitpost #robert robertson #robert dispatch #flambae #flambae dispatch #the posts (tm)#pumpin’ out dispatch content at an unprecedented rate im not mentally well

Dispatch punch up x profighter!&truehero! Reader. Leaning more fem!reader on this one but I’ll leave it mostly gn bc I want my punch up loving boys to get in on this action too<3

Like reader is actively working side by side with hero’s like blazer and phenomaman. They’re extremely well knows and lowkey famous. Reader is known for their insane super strength paired with their ridiculous charisma and character.

Reader unfortunately is put on babysitting duty when there begins being massive outbreaks of crime while the whole shroud debacle was going on. One thing leads to another and reader is grouped in with the Z-team for the following few days and Punch Up falls in love at first sight.

And it’s bad. The first encounter with you at least.

The first time he sees you is from across the flame riddled street among the piles of rubble and injured villains. You’re in your hero costume and beating the shit out of some chump who was apart of this sorry ass group trying to rob a bank. Something about you the light hits your worn form, or how fucking insanely strong you are, or the beautiful way you have with beating villains faces in, it’s all captivating to him.

He hadn’t realized he’d been standing in the middle of the active battle field like a scrub just starting at you.

It hits him all at a once as you begin to start charging at him. He thinks this is it. And that there’s no other way he’d rather go.

That is until he realizes that you’re aiming for the guy behind him trying to actively kill him.

Before he’s able to react fully you’ve already grabbed the guy and broken both of his wrists with a sickening crack so that he couldn’t hold a gun. Judging by the villains whole get up with the gun belts and and ammunition sashes you figured guns were his thing so you took the best feasible action of course.

And meanwhile Punch up is actively turning red

“Ya wanna fucking die short stack!” You yell at him.

“Not at all’ beautiful, not with a view like that.” He says mindlessly with a lovesick voice. Now it’s your turn to be flustered as he stares at you.

“If you’re gonna”- you interrupt yourself to punch another dude in the gut. “Flirt with me, then do it after the world’s not ending!” You finish.

“Of course beautiful!” He says mindlessly before launching himself back into battle, with more vigor than before.

God you were not prepared to deal with how persistent Punch up would be afterwards either…

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Waternana

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z-team secret santa went about as well as you could expect. robert has mixed emotions about the present received.

did the gifter clock robert as transmasc or as transfem? read it how you'd like, lol.

(additionally, i gave robert red nails bc dude deserves to serve a little cunt. y'know, as a treat.)

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(comments are appreciated!)

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