schwarmerei1

Living on unceded Bundjalung land. Looking for Climate Justice. Yt, cis, lesbian/queer, parent, she/her, +50 years old. Lover of the moving image & transformative fanworks. Ongoing vast love for The Good Wife and Kalicia, and Mad Max Fury Road. Currently obsessed with F1 - Polite Cat Piastri supporter but I don’t hate on any drivers.

[schwarmerei1]

This tumblr is anti genocide.

From the river to the sea Palestine will be free.

Always was always will be Aboriginal Land.

[mercblues]

“how was monaco?”

[otherparties]

[gattyswriting]

this is what happens when nobody pays taxes in your country. those poor monaco millionaires simply don’t have the infrastructure budget to maintain a single strip of road. please donate to their pothole fund 💔

[dandelion-gray]

The Red Bull engine has been ruled the best under ADUO so Merc gets an upgrade to its PU this year. For real what crossroads demon did Toto Wolff sell his soul to 🙂

[source]

[schwarmerei1]

My heart is hurting for Gasly and I am fundamentally neutral on him. He drove a fantastic race and there’s no way those penalties were being issued properly. I hope their appeal succeeds.

[russellius]

😞...

[hanquality]

side hustle chapter(1/3), bdsm, professional dom!lando

It dawns on Lando what happened. After pitting lap 1 to swap out shitty inters, receiving a penalty for crashing into a fucking Williams, and finishing a horrendous P11, how did Oscar decide to cope with the fallout? By seeking help from a professional dom. Lando knows what it looks like when a sub needs to be taken under. He has plenty of experience dealing with finance bro clients who book sessions after a long day at the office. Usually it only takes a few gentle words and some fingers in their mouth for all the tension to melt away. He wonders if Oscar would be like that. If he could get Oscar there. Blissed out. Mouth full. No thoughts in his head.

[hanquality]

chapter 2

[leclercskiesahead]

ALPINE WERE OUT MEASURING THE PIT LANE TO CALL FOR A REVIEW OF THE PENALTIES

They believe a change in the length affected the way the sensors measured the speed of the cars.

[raceweek]

smth about the tarmac breaking up in the tax avoidance epicentre of the world. if only there were some billionaires u could tax to fix that…shame

[newbromantics]

if I have a penalty and you and you and you and you have a penalty. who the hell is p3

[schwarmerei1]

Did Merc’s High Performance Power Trains give all the shit parts to McLaren or something???

[schwarmerei1]

Poor Lando - this fucking sucks.

[schwarmerei1]

As I understand it, Lando’s car got all new electrical parts from his allocation pool for the race after the problems in practice. His last new parts (3rd of 3 on several elements) and from now on it’s a 10 place grid penalty if he takes new ones. And the fucking car still can’t start and finish races half the time.

[schwarmerei1]

Oscar, polite cat, speeding in the pit lane? I don’t think so. 6 drivers so far receiving 5 second penalties. Something’s wrong. FIA put ai in charge of penalties?

[schwarmerei1]

Oh Charles… this is so sad :-( Poor little mouse.

And even more speeding in the pit lane? Wot?

[schwarmerei1]

Pinacle of motorsport this race. Classy this. Road surface crumbling.

[schwarmerei1]

Not Antony Davidson saying he’d just assumed it was canon typical Stroll before going back to check the replay for the road surface breaking up.

[schwarmerei1]

George getting a drive through penalty for the second year in a row…

[schwarmerei1]

Crazy times. With bonus explosion of Hulk suddenly going hulk mode and terrorizing the field including Carlos. Oscar might end up on the podium bc of everyone’s penalties???

Next GPDA meeting is going to be wild…

[schwarmerei1]

Not Checo (maybe? Pending investigation) getting Cadillac’s first points in F1 after Hulk’s terrorism moment earning him a 10 second penalty.

[schwarmerei1]

Did Merc’s High Performance Power Trains give all the shit parts to McLaren or something???

[schwarmerei1]

Poor Lando - this fucking sucks.

[schwarmerei1]

As I understand it, Lando’s car got all new electrical parts from his allocation pool for the race after the problems in practice. His last new parts (3rd of 3 on several elements) and from now on it’s a 10 place grid penalty if he takes new ones. And the fucking car still can’t start and finish races half the time.

[schwarmerei1]

Oscar, polite cat, speeding in the pit lane? I don’t think so. 6 drivers so far receiving 5 second penalties. Something’s wrong. FIA put ai in charge of penalties?

[schwarmerei1]

Oh Charles… this is so sad :-( Poor little mouse.

And even more speeding in the pit lane? Wot?

[schwarmerei1]

Pinacle of motorsport this race. Classy this. Road surface crumbling.

[schwarmerei1]

Not Antony Davidson saying he’d just assumed it was canon typical Stroll before going back to check the replay for the road surface breaking up.

[schwarmerei1]

George getting a drive through penalty for the second year in a row…

[schwarmerei1]

Crazy times. With bonus explosion of Hulk suddenly going hulk mode and terrorizing the field including Carlos. Oscar might end up on the podium bc of everyone’s penalties???

Next GPDA meeting is going to be wild…

[schwarmerei1]

Did Merc’s High Performance Power Trains give all the shit parts to McLaren or something???

[schwarmerei1]

Poor Lando - this fucking sucks.

[schwarmerei1]

As I understand it, Lando’s car got all new electrical parts from his allocation pool for the race after the problems in practice. His last new parts (3rd of 3 on several elements) and from now on it’s a 10 place grid penalty if he takes new ones. And the fucking car still can’t start and finish races half the time.

[schwarmerei1]

Oscar, polite cat, speeding in the pit lane? I don’t think so. 6 drivers so far receiving 5 second penalties. Something’s wrong. FIA put ai in charge of penalties?

[schwarmerei1]

Oh Charles… this is so sad :-( Poor little mouse.

And even more speeding in the pit lane? Wot?

[schwarmerei1]

Pinacle of motorsport this race. Classy this. Road surface crumbling.

[schwarmerei1]

Not Antony Davidson saying he’d just assumed it was canon typical Stroll before going back to check the replay for the road surface breaking up.

[schwarmerei1]

George getting a drive through penalty for the second year in a row…

[schwarmerei1]

Did Merc’s High Performance Power Trains give all the shit parts to McLaren or something???

[schwarmerei1]

Poor Lando - this fucking sucks.

[schwarmerei1]

As I understand it, Lando’s car got all new electrical parts from his allocation pool for the race after the problems in practice. His last new parts (3rd of 3 on several elements) and from now on it’s a 10 place grid penalty if he takes new ones. And the fucking car still can’t start and finish races half the time.

[schwarmerei1]

Oscar, polite cat, speeding in the pit lane? I don’t think so. 6 drivers so far receiving 5 second penalties. Something’s wrong. FIA put ai in charge of penalties?

[schwarmerei1]

Oh Charles… this is so sad :-( Poor little mouse.

And even more speeding in the pit lane? Wot?

[schwarmerei1]

Pinacle of motorsport this race. Classy this. Road surface crumbling.

[schwarmerei1]

Not Antony Davidson saying he’d just assumed it was canon typical Stroll before going back to check the replay for the road surface breaking up.

[schwarmerei1]

Did Merc’s High Performance Power Trains give all the shit parts to McLaren or something???

[schwarmerei1]

Poor Lando - this fucking sucks.

[schwarmerei1]

As I understand it, Lando’s car got all new electrical parts from his allocation pool for the race after the problems in practice. His last new parts (3rd of 3 on several elements) and from now on it’s a 10 place grid penalty if he takes new ones. And the fucking car still can’t start and finish races half the time.

[schwarmerei1]

Oscar, polite cat, speeding in the pit lane? I don’t think so. 6 drivers so far receiving 5 second penalties. Something’s wrong. FIA put ai in charge of penalties?

[schwarmerei1]

Oh Charles… this is so sad :-( Poor little mouse.

And even more speeding in the pit lane? Wot?

[schwarmerei1]

Pinacle of motorsport this race. Classy this. Road surface crumbling.

[schwarmerei1]

Did Merc’s High Performance Power Trains give all the shit parts to McLaren or something???

[schwarmerei1]

Poor Lando - this fucking sucks.

[schwarmerei1]

As I understand it, Lando’s car got all new electrical parts from his allocation pool for the race after the problems in practice. His last new parts (3rd of 3 on several elements) and from now on it’s a 10 place grid penalty if he takes new ones. And the fucking car still can’t start and finish races half the time.

[schwarmerei1]

Oscar, polite cat, speeding in the pit lane? I don’t think so. 6 drivers so far receiving 5 second penalties. Something’s wrong. FIA put ai in charge of penalties?

[schwarmerei1]

Oh Charles… this is so sad :-( Poor little mouse.

And even more speeding in the pit lane? Wot?

[schwarmerei1]

Did Merc’s High Performance Power Trains give all the shit parts to McLaren or something???

[schwarmerei1]

Poor Lando - this fucking sucks.

[schwarmerei1]

As I understand it, Lando’s car got all new electrical parts from his allocation pool for the race after the problems in practice. His last new parts (3rd of 3 on several elements) and from now on it’s a 10 place grid penalty if he takes new ones. And the fucking car still can’t start and finish races half the time.

[schwarmerei1]

Oscar, polite cat, speeding in the pit lane? I don’t think so. 6 drivers so far receiving 5 second penalties. Something’s wrong. FIA put ai in charge of penalties?