The Scene: me, being actually really productive and in the zone with work stuff (that includes me muttering "The xml is perfect, fucking validate").
WINDOWS UPDATE MESSAGE (paraphrased): hey so remember that mandatory update you postponed this morning? yeah it's happening RIGHT NOW, gonna restart, hope you saved everything.
ME: Wait, what? No no no, not now, can't I postpone again?
WINDOWS UPDATE MESSAGE: closing everything and restarting byyyyyeeeeee.
:: an hour passes ::
:: I prod the laptop with a pen ::
:: I search "do I need to manually power on my Win11 laptop when it's updating", the answer seems to be no, even if the screen has been dark for over an hour ::
If this update means I've lost all the damn progress with "vibe coding" an automation (I have to use ChatGPT for work, I'm not thrilled about it, but it's part of performance evaluations) I am going to set something on fire.