#white lady problems

[disnerland]

Hello Disnerland!

I discovered your tumblr a little while ago and I have been laughing ever since, this humor is something I thought only I did but NO I am not alone. I was wondering if you could mess with Snow White’s Scary Adventure and emphasize how freaky it actually is. “Scary” doesn’t accurately capture the horror of the witch popping out at your face. Any way, it’s just a suggestion but have fun with the idea!

-A Loyal Fan Snow White?  Who dat?  You mean White Lady and Mean Mom?  Mean Mom is scary, but White Lady has more problems than scary, so there ya go... - Disnerland

[disnerland]

One time in the before time Fantasrland was ollllllld.

Then it was not! 

Wow!

[disnerland]

“White Lady Problems”

Attraction Poster

Opened: March 2nd, 1952

[pompomsugars]

It's over. The biggest cluster fuck of a day ever is over. I hurt from so much going wrong. This is terrible for my exhaustion. Dr. Hilmi would be so mad at me.

[blondestambitions]

Having left my charger at Stephens house... I have to use as little battery as possible. So that's why I'm being so quiet. Night. Back to NY in the morning. M.

[blondestambitions]

I am sitting at the bar at Parc. The sun isn't even fully down yet. An I've gotta swallow a Xanax with my champagne so I can go to bed and get up at 4:30 to go buy 8000 pounds of vintage dresses tomorrow in St Louis Missouri. Now I know that sounds glamorous. But. It feels like I'm forsaking such a lovely Sunday that everyone is out enjoying. But what am I bitching about? I have a job. I'm getting paid to fly & go shopping tomorrow. I should shut my mouth. This is one serious #WhiteLadyProblems kind of post. I hope Paige Morrison reads this. She always loves my white lady bitching. Good. God. And. All. That. Is. Holy. Let me not be embarrassed to only have one glass of champagne. Let me sleep without anxiety. Let me wake easily. Let me guzzle coffee. Let me AMAZE my boss tomorrow. Let me buy things that will sell. Serious. How dumb is this post. God bless America. M.

[blondestambitions]

Seriously

Why does that boy who you do not want to talk to & have changed his number in your phone to DO NOT ANSWER, why does that boy have to get a new phone & text you...

Last person I want to hear from right now...

Last person...

     M.