#white pig

[acourtofquestions]

Reading The Assassin and the Healer:

& laughing my ass off

Celaena Sardothien LITERALLY giving the “STREET SMARTS!!!” talk to Yrene Towers in Chapter 4

— I’m beginning to think in another life she may have been JJ BittenBinder lol🤣 like this quote: “SHE was not a ‘spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down’ kind of guy, like, ‘Brush your teeth. Now, boom, orange juice. That’s life.’”😂 or even; “Okay, when you get kidnapped…” Not if, when.” — basically her training Fleetfoot😅😂🤣

“Do not let them move you to another location.”

“Throw whatever coins you have far away from you and run in the opposite direction.”

[blushedpearl]

magic, myth & fantasy request: the arkan sonney (“the urchin”)

Jess for @floreil

your most true self, you’ll find, is an arkan sonney aka an urchin. the arkan sonney is a mysterious, playful, sweet, shy being. often prone to anxiety, they are known for transforming and presenting themselves as either darling little hedgehogs or ruby-eyed, smiling piglets. they are pure-hearted souls, always keeping a kind eye out for weary travellers lost in their woods or coastlines. they are deeply connected to Mother Nature, and those that set out to do good deeds for them or the earth may be rewarded, mysteriously finding an enchanted silver coin in their pocket: the trademark gift or an arkan sonney. your lovely nature can feel as if it is taken for weakness at times, so don’t forget to look within, and remember who you are and the power that hibernates within you. a sweet hedgehog never forgets their spikes. don’t be afraid to defend what you believe in. your kindness is a strength. it has turned more tides in your life than you may know. wear it proudly like armour.

~ I do not claim any of these images as my own ~

[nature-lover-love]

Pig Farming Factory Part-2

[biglucass]

White Pig

[thenfixit]

Me : I look like my mom… she’s really pale tho

White trash : There’s no fucking way that your mom is white you’re soo dark! There’s no freaking way!

Me: * ends conversation *

[blasesaint]

They say this will kill me, but they won’t say when.