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Several other fans of Spy X Family have considered a future arc in which the Forgers are separated after their secrets are revealed to each other. I recently considered the possibility of Nightfall purposely being involved in uniting them again, which Endo would likely use as the basis for a poignant character moment.
However, that isn't how I thought of it.
Anya: Scary lady who whips children, you need to help Anya get mama and papa back together! Papa keeps eating whole tubs of ice cream and saying that it's important to the mission while trying really hard not to cry like a baby!
Nightfall: I...I hate to say it, but you're right. The last time I worked with him, he looked at a man with multiple stab wounds and sobbed "Everything reminds me of her" while covering his face with his hands. I can't believe I'm saying this, but...we need to find that woman and rekindle whatever weird, perverted arrangement he had with her.
so if the rayllum baby is a reincarnated aaravos, how did that happen? did he just slide in between them there, like
like an aaravos sandwich
This is so period-accurate to 2010s crack!vids that it counts as a work of historical reconstruction.
The sound effects, the little editorial asides, the Vine clips, the deep-friedness of it all...flawless execution, 10/10 no notes.
MC: “So… are you saying you want kids?”
Faust: “No. I’m saying I want data.”
Also Faust: Staring intensely like he’s already imagining the bassinet color palette.
✨ Cue Napoleon from the background: ✨
Napoleon (off-screen): “Hello? Half-human, half-vampire… military genius? Tall? Brooding? Literally canon??” waves hand dramatically “Do I not qualify as a crystallization of love?”
Faust: doesn’t even blink “You weren’t peer-reviewed.”
Napoleon: “Bro I’m the poster boy.”
Faust: “Yes, for marketing. Not science.”
The Box Ghost Heard You
The next day…
Danny: So apparently someone actually dropped off a box full of everything I’ve ever lost.
Sam: Wait, seriously? What’s in it?
Danny: My motivation, three matching socks, and… oh cool, my will to live! (pause) Never mind. It just evaporated.
Tucker: Mine came with five missing chargers and a single brain cell. It’s doing its best.
Sam: Mine’s just labeled “Hope.” It’s completely empty.
(A crash echoes from the hallway.)
Box Ghost (bursting through the wall): I! HAVE! BROUGHT! YOU! YOUR! LOST! ITEMS!!
Danny: Dude, we were being sarcastic!
Box Ghost: AND I! AM! LITERALLY! INCAPABLE! OF! UNDERSTANDING! TONE!!
(Mr. Lancer screams somewhere in the distance as forty boxes labeled “EMOTIONAL DAMAGE” fall from the ceiling.)
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